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I'm not the follow you're looking for This isn't the birdhouse I consign to oblivion follows that aren't mutual follow backs or friends of friends I follow Seriously, just move along

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And yet it still says
e pluribus unum
one from many
Not
unum tantum populus
only one people

13.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's empty inside
He'll eat the whole world trying to fill the void in his soul and it won't be enough

13.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What planet is he from?
And can we send him back?

13.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's the difference between being woke and being asleep

13.03.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dozens is just the tip of the ice cube

12.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well sounds like he's on his way out the door for breaking the avoid responsibility rule, wonder who's going to replace him.

12.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, common sense is the new politically correct phrase for the stuff dogs leave on the lawn, good to know.

12.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who needs humanity when you too can be a cog in my mighty machine as it incrementally increases the economic power of vocationally trained working class morons who believe this crap

12.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay
There's this conflict we've been in for 47 years but only really into it for almost two weeks and we've already won but we're going to keep attacking until we decide what it is we want from fighting when it feels right to stop unless they unconditionally surrender even if they don't say it?

12.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Covering sessions daily at the Commission on the Status of Women this week, one question keeps coming up for me:
How can responsible media better amplify the institutions trying to address global crises?
Too often we are not meeting the moment β€” we are being entertained by it.
Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus & @DrTed...β€’ 6h
Global military expenditure just hit $2.7 trillion - in a single year.
According to @UN estimates, ending world hunger by 2030 would require $93 billion annually.
That means we spend almost 30 times more every year on killing each other than on making sure everyone eats.

Covering sessions daily at the Commission on the Status of Women this week, one question keeps coming up for me: How can responsible media better amplify the institutions trying to address global crises? Too often we are not meeting the moment β€” we are being entertained by it. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus & @DrTed...β€’ 6h Global military expenditure just hit $2.7 trillion - in a single year. According to @UN estimates, ending world hunger by 2030 would require $93 billion annually. That means we spend almost 30 times more every year on killing each other than on making sure everyone eats.

This is Director of WHO. And that’s exactly the point I’m trying to make all day every day this week.

12.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 1442 πŸ” 637 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 19

Ted's kung fu movie remake?

12.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman wearing sandals is standing in front of a white wall with the words free people on the bottom Alt: a woman wearing sandals is standing in front of a white wall with the words free people on the bottom

What if they're actually just covers for his Birkenstocks?

12.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't that the same as he was doing at Dover?

bsky.app/profile/robe...

12.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The buck stops with him but the responsibility is passed along

12.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does the catamaran in the jacuzzi have a jacuzzi with a catamaran in it?

12.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was the old war
Meet the new war
Same as the old war
We've been fooled again

12.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For the hateful messages that I do remove - pls know that if you allow violence in one place, you invite violence to your place. The world is connected. You are not better off. Either we have law and rules, or we don’t. There is no grey zone.

11.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Everything?

11.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brilliant, mousse on the outside frosting in the middle!

11.03.2026 10:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a suit and tie is whispering into the ear of another man in a pink tie . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is whispering into the ear of another man in a pink tie .

@koin6.bsky.social @fox12oregon.bsky.social

11.03.2026 09:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pinocchio got it wrong
It's not your nose
That grows
It's your ear

11.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop talking about the Epstein files.
Don’t stop.

10.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 3020 πŸ” 903 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 19
Karma comes for Ed Martin
Karma comes for Ed Martin YouTube video by Lawyer Oyer

Top MAGA booster and DOJ official Ed Martin is facing formal disciplinary charges filed by the DC Bar Disciplinary Counsel. That is not good … for Martin. Bar proceedings are an important accountability mechanism for all DOJ officials. youtube.com/shorts/3sETj...

10.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

Lindsey Graham should enlist instead

11.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So when are Republican lawmakers going to admit this president is endangering not just the U.S. but the entire globe and stop him before he does even more damage?

10.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 2409 πŸ” 789 πŸ’¬ 208 πŸ“Œ 32

The difference between war in Ukraine and Iran is

If Russians stop fighting
war will likely be over

If Americans stop fighting
war will likely continue

It's harder to climb up the slippery slope of war than to slide down it

10.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Carnac the Magnificent did it better

10.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like an orangutan with jaundice

10.03.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think they mean you're supposed eat your own liver, but really it should be eat your kidney because you have two of them, no?

10.03.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Legs we don't need no stinking legs

10.03.2026 07:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0