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Jamie / Blooest; she/her. 32. 猫娘. Matriarch of a household of trans girls making a living in Denver. Hobbyist in a lot of random fields.

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Kricketune as Bug/Sound, justice for my delelewhoop boi

12.03.2026 17:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of my SSDs is nicknamed Golden Chorizo, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does this

08.03.2026 22:23 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The hearts from Gastrodon though

(I assume that's a default reaction for new pokes appearing, but-)

08.03.2026 20:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sending my LLM on a phishing awareness course

03.03.2026 22:32 👍 182 🔁 30 💬 5 📌 2

I have one (1) GH project and the refactoring my hooks would need going anywhere else gives me pause, I can't even imagine what that transition would look like for you.

19.02.2026 20:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The US election happened in Nov 24. I think you can guess what's up with that.

13.02.2026 23:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He will never recover from Moenbryda. In more ways than one.

13.02.2026 01:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When a trans girl makes beef stroganoff, call that beef estrogenoff

07.02.2026 23:54 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Without fail, I will always misread "collard greens" as "collared greens". Always.

07.02.2026 00:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤔

31.01.2026 17:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I swear by Viofo.

30.01.2026 23:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Shoutout to my fellow havers of RSD

22.01.2026 05:36 👍 519 🔁 165 💬 20 📌 8
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"Spyro the Dragon but with the head of Brendon from Home Movies"

08.01.2026 23:18 👍 905 🔁 293 💬 13 📌 2

..jokes aside, what does a French perfume company actually think New York smells like?

26.12.2025 16:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There was a coconut.vtf but it was just unused, not critical, or do I still have it wrong?

22.12.2025 20:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Little known cousin of coconut.jpg

22.12.2025 19:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So I work in a business-to-business call center. One of our biggest clients recently started using an AI agent to make calls to us and I have never felt so dehumanized. Of course, it is absolutely useless at performing this job, but I doubt that's going to dissuade them 🫠

11.12.2025 23:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I miss my 17 dads. I miss them a lot

09.12.2025 22:45 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

09.04.2025 06:33 👍 91057 🔁 28396 💬 885 📌 1329

Bathroom visit after Taco Bell be like:

06.12.2025 18:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"I shouldn't have licked it."
@sharkyb.bsky.social

22.03.2025 12:59 👍 363 🔁 120 💬 7 📌 1

So prepared for everyone to call me "blow", since AI is consistently terrible at phonetics

24.11.2025 20:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The cats/cars typo really threw me for a loop here for a sec, thought this was going to be a /real/ dark post 😅

14.11.2025 01:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DF babies are just built different; they used to get carried into battle wielding knives (two separate bugs that also got fixed)

12.11.2025 00:50 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

11.11.2025 16:18 👍 10055 🔁 2711 💬 78 📌 114

FYI that report came from a less-than-reputable source and hasn't been verified as of yet

06.11.2025 22:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Still one of the fav things I've made

29.10.2025 20:43 👍 2630 🔁 1377 💬 14 📌 31