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413x Russian Battlebots Champion, Grouchy Communist, punished posting postman. Author of the award-winning Human Centipede novelization. I'm a good boy now.

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That’s what I love about Fromsoft games, no matter how many times you play them there’s always more to find.

08.03.2026 06:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Kamala ran a PERFECT campaign!"

My sibling in Christ, she spent a million dollars putting her face on the Vegas sphere.

07.03.2026 23:47 👍 2235 🔁 203 💬 100 📌 0

Those kids were on cocaine, they are next level

08.03.2026 05:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The more you know about swords, the more impressive it is that Skulltaker is such a renowned duelist in the Warhammer multiverse, because those big-ass horns makes multiple angles of attack basically impossible for him.

08.03.2026 03:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn sounds like their family members shouldn’t have gone to kill kids for oil

08.03.2026 02:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And you’re transphobic too. Is there anything you actually disagree with Trump about?

07.03.2026 22:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So you know that your party is losing but you’re too racist to change course.

07.03.2026 22:24 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
07.03.2026 22:24 👍 325 🔁 28 💬 6 📌 1

The Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles? From Magic: The Gathering?

07.03.2026 22:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

that's a full shitlib bingo in a single post. we've got:

islamaphobia
genocide apologia
obscure homophobia
accusation of cosplay
infantilization
being a stupid asshole

07.03.2026 22:14 👍 76 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 0

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

07.03.2026 22:15 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The purpose of ICE is white supremacism and ethnic cleansing, it has been since day one. You don’t need to be psychic to know that.

07.03.2026 22:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you genuinely believe leftist purity tests are the reason for your electoral defeat, and you do not endeavor to pass them next time, you are Not A Serious Person

19.01.2026 23:08 👍 339 🔁 71 💬 10 📌 6
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07.03.2026 21:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Canadian version of that one Astolfo cosplayer

07.03.2026 21:18 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Israel has been bombing water stations in Gaza with US bombs for the past 2 years. This is not a new low, this is the status quo that has been allowed to continue.

07.03.2026 20:48 👍 35 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

“Did you know wrestling is only *pretending* to be a real sport?”

For years a man was controlled by a Druidic magic urn yes I am aware, I have not seen that happen in football

07.03.2026 20:36 👍 188 🔁 9 💬 9 📌 0
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donald trump says " i did n't know that " in front of a c-span logo ALT: donald trump says " i did n't know that " in front of a c-span logo
07.03.2026 20:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A brown

07.03.2026 20:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

07.03.2026 18:48 👍 3540 🔁 610 💬 35 📌 16

the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.

07.03.2026 18:18 👍 2484 🔁 317 💬 35 📌 44

penis inspectors are carpetbaggers. "penis inspector" is an oppressive class, like Mormon people or abrosexual people.

07.03.2026 19:05 👍 79 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 0

*Israel does ethnic cleansing with the Nakba*

Very Serious People: This is a complex problem

*Israel illegally occupies the West Bank and Gaza*

VSP: Such a complicated history, here

*Israel imposes apartheid and illegally settles the West Bank*

VSP: So many differing causes for this dispute

07.03.2026 18:53 👍 176 🔁 45 💬 5 📌 0

I'm going to try really hard not to be rude to the liberals today. I would like to go to a world that is not evil and wretched from top to bottom and I'm hoping this will help bolster my resume for transfer.

07.03.2026 18:34 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I saw someone say Air Force pilots are the modern day equivalent of a gas chamber operator and I can’t stop thinking about it

07.03.2026 13:53 👍 556 🔁 98 💬 5 📌 0

That’s motivating you drooling moron.

07.03.2026 18:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are you stupid?

07.03.2026 18:27 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The absolute delusion in that second sentence, this is why dems keep losing.

07.03.2026 18:27 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What do you think the purpose of a campaign is?

07.03.2026 18:26 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Liberals when you remind them the politician they’re simping for committed genocide:

07.03.2026 18:06 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0