Raydred

This sentence has probably been written before; unless it hasn't.

this is good. bonus treat for cake* fans at the end!

* the band

Corona: 🎶The rhythm of the night…🎶

Medieval Knight: (trying to dance in a full suit of armor) OH YEAH, THIS IS MY JAM!

South Dakota Censors Abortion Pill Ads, Wyoming Passes Doomed 6-Week Ban: March 9 News Roundup Plus, what you missed on Autonomy News last week.

AG Marty Jackley succeeded at least when it comes to “signs, posters, placards, billboards.” All this over gas station ads that read “Pregnant? Don’t want to be? Learn more at Mayday.Health.”

We should all be concerned about a growing First Amendment exception when the speech is about abortion

Welp. I tried the Big Arch. No, I won’t make a video of it. Too many people have made parody videos and mine would just get lost in the sea of crappy parodies.

Fun fact: or not so fun…It wasn’t very good.

Chris Kempczinski couldn’t take a bite of the product and just say, “Meh.”

"Nothing someone says before the word 'but' really counts."

As long as they don't live in tents underneath the overpass.

"WHAT ARE WE TO TELL THE CHILDREN ABOUT GAYS MARRYING?" Dunno. I'll ask my 5-year-old, who just married their stuffed bear to a stuffed pony."

same

Don't think, just create.

Job Interviewer: Do you have any questions for us?

Me: Yeah, what do you think of name "Tyrannosauru-sex" as a DJ moniker?

I only lost an hour of sleep and my will to live.

Lil guy painted on cardboard

Another lil guy painted on cardboard

Lil guys on cardboard

The amount of pizza I can eat at any given time is between the pizza place, my financial institution, and any existing deities. It's nobody else's business.

you could have a gross tape friend on a surface of your choice
ko-fi.com/s/6b3bbd064f

When people tell you you're too much.

Simply know they are just not enough.

Exclusive: 911 calls from migrant detention center highlight dire conditions About 90 emergency 911 calls have been made from the Camp East Montana immigration detention center in El Paso, Texas, during the 15 weeks since it opened.

In December 2025 I received and reporter about the 911 calls from Camp East Montana. They showed reports of attempted suicide and medical negligence.

El Paso ICE Camp East Montana under quarantine after measles outbreak Camp East Montana, the ICE immigration detention center in El Paso, is under quarantine following a measles outbreak.

I have broken most of the stories about TB, Measles, and other abuses at Camp East Montana….

www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/i...

this made me cackle all the way through

Rich people ruin everything.

Welcome to Wyoming, the Frontier of America’s New Gilded Age

In case anybody is still wondering "where the money went"

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/02/u...

The only therapist I ever trusted was Dr. Sbaitso.

He did repeat himself a lot though.

Jim Carrey has really changed. smh

I'm like Tommy Boy from the movie Tommy Boy when people say "no" and he goes "okey-dokey!".

Snack time motto

I bet there's a key somewhere in there…

'Reference Man' is why your office air conditioning is so cold Phones, cars, and the temperature in an office were all designed to suit the average man. Researchers say women are an afterthought in the way many products and spaces are designed.

The worst superhero.