"They say that true change comes from within," I said to the girl puking outside the bar at 7pm.
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"They say that true change comes from within," I said to the girl puking outside the bar at 7pm.
Hey. It's @bandcamp.com Friday, where artists get to keep 100% of sales. My stuff is Zappaesque, Ween influenced with touches of electronica, folk, funk and soul. I am not saying it is any good but if you buy some mp3s you would sure make me FEEL good. Cheers.
Same.
Thanks for inviting me to think in that sphere for a few moments. It's been awhile since anyone remembered it is part of my wheelhouse of study.
They'd be basing that theology on more pop culture than scripture. Christ never specifically says other animals have souls, but Luke 12:6, Job 12:7-10 & several other similar verses are generally received as saying God loves all the animals & humans should love them too.
In the Bible, heaven is mostly meant as in the heavens, with God, or a non descript spiritual paradise. Hell is technically Earth, where demons were cast by God. Animals aren't mentioned.
The Bible, in fact, says souls go into a sort of limbo until judgement day. Heaven as a concept as we know it is mostly based on Qur'an verses about Jannah, adopted by the other Abrahamic faiths mostly through Rabbinic literature, where it is much debated.
Being a man, I am sure Trump kept him in his job.
If all dogs go to heaven, there is one heck of a party going on in the clouds tonight.
Exit interview is a paid post for boner pills.
If I were fired via post on TruthSocial I would never find out.
Though he is the captain, it hinges mostly on the other characters each episode. If you can divorce yourself from the Trek parody concept and embrace it more like an alternative universe, it's really a lovely show with big heart, with a little humor here and there.
I have no idea why they say, "March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb,' but you have until the end of the month to prove to me that we all aren't going to be mauled to death by a predator.
Tapping toes to the anti war boogie oogie.
I have one of my own old, weird songs.stuck in my head this morning...
"Jimmy Carter is on the urinal cake.
They must have ordered
these fuckers by the case.
before the death of the Shah
And Magnum P. I. saved the day.
Put more Blondie on the jukebox.
The Legion of Doom just got away."
Today's pop stars don't ever get together for awareness tracks anymore so we have to go into the vaults on days like this.
Breaking: RFK Lil Junior tells Americans struggling to afford food to eat dirt and die already. He doesn't have time to wait on measles and COVID to do all the eugenics.
We might even get a throwback of Bill's "I did not have sexual relations with that woman," line. Scream 7 has nothin' on Slick Willy's Revenge.
Happy reboot of Bill Clinton saying, "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is," day, fam.
I am officially hurt my back, dancing while nobody was watching, years old now and will not be accepting any further questions.
Same.
I thought I was reading about someone's experience on Tinder, with an elderly person pretending to be someone they're not, all sorts of other lies, and getting increasingly angry and unhinged that they weren't liked. But it was a State of the Union recap.
My fellow Americans, the State of the Union is so insulting...
(How insulting is it?)
The State of the Union is so insulting that we would rather go visit with Flavor Flav than listen to our President ramble on.
#SOTU
My fellow Americans, the State of the Union is so ostracized...
(How ostracized is it?)
The State of the Union is so ostracized from the rest of the world that we all wish we had a stuffed orangutan to cuddle with like Punch the monkey.
#SOTU
My fellow Americans, the State of the Union is so obscene...
(How obscene is it?)
The State of the Union is so obscene that Pornhub has blocked access to it in a third of US States.
#SOTU
My fellow Americans, the State of the Union is so failint...
(How failing is it?)
The State of the Union is so failing that Linda McMahon is calling it a success.
#SOTU
My fellow Americans, the State of the Union is so off-kilter...
(How off-kilter is it?)
The State of the Union is so off-kilter that it can make eye contact with Kash Patel.
#SOTU
My fellow Americans, the State of the Union is so bottomed out...
(How bottomed out is it?)
The State of the Union is so bottomed out that a Kardashian requested it as a surgery.
#SOTU
My fellow Americans, the State of the Union is so crooked...
(How crooked is it?)
The State of the Union is so crooked that it comes with a complimentary Trump Bible.
#SOTU
My fellow Americans, the State of the Union is so racist...
(How racist is it?)
The State of the Union is so racist that even the BAFTAs were offended.
#SOTU