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The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome

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It’s harder than it looks, judging covers by the book. INFP. 守破離. Fanute the coupe through the post, dog.

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#DirtyMackingAintDead… but wishing death on a nigga is wild lmao

19.02.2026 19:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Part of the reason I’m a Wemby fan. If he get out there and embarrass them boys by playing hard, they not gonna have a choice if they are remotely competitive but to try and step up

14.02.2026 01:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No prob

14.02.2026 01:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One trick I learned, thanks to the Tism, is that you can go into the accessibility settings on your phone & under “Audio & Visual” you can have your phone play white noise or other noise blocking sounds through your ear phones. So if I’m in a noisy place & I can’t focus, I use that to block noise

14.02.2026 01:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Majority of the time I’m at the bar, I’m reading and hanging with my friends who work there. I’ll also just hit bars to read. It’s become a favorite hobby of mine

14.02.2026 00:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nah this fire lmao

03.02.2026 17:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.02.2026 11:51 👍 255 🔁 119 💬 2 📌 3
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This morning I wrote that DOJ’s ballot seizure in Georgia looks like a dry run for 2026. My advice and request: Sign up to Democracy Docket to stay informed. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0

29.01.2026 20:47 👍 6672 🔁 2596 💬 155 📌 81

Feels like an apt metaphor for what’s happening with the federal government

27.01.2026 23:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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27.01.2026 23:28 👍 37 🔁 22 💬 1 📌 0

Good God, the difference between white ppl and non-white ppl is fucking ASTOUNDING. Media saturation and empathy is WAY different when white ppl get killed huh

26.01.2026 23:07 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

getting on dreamcast to play nfl2k and making bovino a quarterback

26.01.2026 23:13 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.

24.01.2026 17:58 👍 7230 🔁 2566 💬 57 📌 59

This must be weird news to see if you’re one of the literally hundreds or even thousands of university administrators who preemptively censored faculty, scrubbed websites, changed the names of centers, etc.

23.01.2026 13:45 👍 8420 🔁 2991 💬 118 📌 121

Dee, you know better lol

23.01.2026 13:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They aren’t wrong

22.01.2026 23:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s a terrible joke lol

21.01.2026 23:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only thing Fox’s Xmen did worse than trying to make her the lead after First Class was Channing Tatum as Gambit

21.01.2026 22:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hate working with folks like that. Just being unnecessary for no reason lol

21.01.2026 20:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh no

21.01.2026 16:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Paul's back and he nails it here

20.01.2026 17:37 👍 307 🔁 74 💬 0 📌 3

They really think they’re the nfl

20.01.2026 17:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🔥🔥

18.01.2026 03:29 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

LMFAO

18.01.2026 02:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bo Nix keeping Josh Allen *and* Sean Payton out of the Super Bowl? I owe him an edible arrangement or something.

18.01.2026 02:26 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

The time to start saving for the shit that’s coming was 2-3 years ago. At least, if you wanted to have some cushion for the unforeseen. You can still start, even just 25 a check if that’s all you can afford to do. That shit adds up. I started my savings with $50 a check back in 2013

16.01.2026 00:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

True, but the way the new CBA is, these cats who aren’t surefire stars may not be getting big deals after their rookie contracts. Teams are having to be smarter around the margins. Gon be a lot of these fringe dudes on one year deals and qualifying offers

16.01.2026 00:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s a necessity, but you have to start it before you need it. Trying to build that habit now, in this economy, is gonna require a lot of discipline ppl didn’t have in more favorable economic climates. I learned to save while I was broke, but that was under a different economy

16.01.2026 00:51 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I’d retire after this. You will not have an individual moment better than this unless you hit a game/series winning shot deep in the playoffs lol

16.01.2026 00:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not trusting the judgment of anybody who is willingly friends with Kodak Black lol

13.01.2026 19:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0