John Skeleton | Skeleton Software

when the telekinetic wizard gets access to a pistol

super cool to see all the new faces stopping by to check out the gamejam games! I had a lot of fun checking out all the really awesome games everyone made. definitely inspired to start grinding away more on Decay Chain again, definitely needed a brain reset to work on something else for a change lol

Playing SPOOKY GAMES for Pizza Doggy's Horror Gamejam 4 RIGHT NOW -> stream.internetskeleton.website

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Did some cave exploration and found this waterfall in my basement. Stay posted for further developments.

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might not stream tonight, gonna be busy irl. definitely gonna stream tomorrow though after work.

We've got jiggle physics technology now

Also, probably gonna stream tonight around 6pm PST or so checking out and rating some other games from the Horror Jam I just finished.

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i love that i, as a literal certified cybersecurity professional, get to do phishing compliance training where i get to learn what a terminal is and that running commands and installing programs from sketchy emails is bad actually.

Redecorated the itch landing page
skeletonsoftware.itch.io

Special thanks to @nalionvt.bsky.social for voice acting! And thanks to @thesamnit.bsky.social for the awesome job on the level design, and thanks to the rest of the Skelsoft team for testing and suggesting features.

looking into this...

HYPOXIPHOBIA by SkeletonSoftware How Long Can You Hold Your Breath?

Exited to announce our submission to Pizza Doggy's #HorrorJam4: HYPOXIPHOBIA

Download now for FREE:
skeletonsoftware.itch.io/hypoxiphobia

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I can safely report that after much scientific research, 5 redbulls for dinner is not as good a time as 4 beers for dinner. Stay tuned for further experiments of this quality.

I HEAR A FROG OUTSIDE!!

ive been talking mad shit on them lately for (still) having a weird hate-boner for linux, like bro, secure boot doesn't do jack shit to secure a system lmao. people can still plug a kvm into a cheat bot separate PC, then what?

if its marathon, don't worry, bungie wants all linux users to die in a fire so its not available unless you're a AI OS user

are you allowed to write off redbull as a business expense on your taxes if you're a developer?

oh lol, its almost 5am. i should go to bed lmao

spoilers

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it is with great sadness that i must report that i am using wayland now.

i inherited a new monitor and x11 couldn't handle the refresh rate.

expect much whining and complaining about this in the near and foreseeable future.

thank you for your attention to this matter.

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you know this is fiction because this tablet is running an apple OS on a mobile device and it lets you run arbitrary code or have access to a zsh terminal. apple would NEVER let tablet users (derogatory) have access to writing software.

it amazes me that every day microsoft ai-powered devs manage to fuck up windows in new and innovative ways.

Ok, well now he is literally doing the 6 7 motion

alright, thats it, you're getting sent into nutty putty cave too

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Bungie Execs reportedly quoted as saying "We actually REALLY just fucking hate that stupid fucking penguin mascot so no we're not making it available on Linux. Fuck those stupid nerds".

its fucked up how more people dont know about the rest of the men at work discography. down under is a jam, but damn every other one of their other songs goes wayyyy hard. down by the sea is so fuckin chill.

Realistically more cheating happens in Windows even with Kernel AC just cause the M$ trust boundry is nuts and is trivial to bypass, and most people cheating are dumb kids that don't use Linux. Regardless of OS even the root of trust is the TPM/UEFI, which again, with 20$ of gear can be hacked lol

Alternatively, could also just find outliers who do obvious cheating like never missing headshots and watching people through walls or set honeypots in memory then if someone trips all these heuristics, IP and hardware ban them in waves. Deal with the 90% of frustrating cheaters without kernel AC