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⚽️ for @us.theguardian.com / πŸ₯ for Secret Cities and myself / Signal: anabnos.11 / β€œThere is still everything to play for, and forever to play it in.”

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β€œGo on a road trip” - Transportation secretary Sean Duffy last year, when asked how he expects visiting fans to get from place to place during the World Cup.

06.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Choosing to read "value the mid" as "value the midfield" aka Johnsen is starting and going 90+

06.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

UPDATE: The USL Players Association posted its full statement on Instagram regarding the league's email to players.

"If anything, this kind of pressure campaign only reinforces why players voted to provide strike authorization in the first place."

05.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Messi and Inter Miami were wallpaper for Trump’s whims in their White House visit The US president welcomed the 2025 MLS Cup champions in a ceremony beset by tangents and awkward asides

Inter Miami became the latest team to become wallpaper in Trump’s White House. Even by the standards of this administration, and even by the standards of American soccer, it was a truly bizarre thing to watch.

Me, on @us.theguardian.com: www.theguardian.com/football/202...

05.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

Louie Suarez

05.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"They were gonna hit us if we didn't hit them, because they're crazy."

"The Dow is at 50,000."

"You'll be totally safe with immunity or you'll have guaranteed death."

Donald Trump, in the preamble to, supposedly, probably, honoring Inter Miami's 2025 MLS Cup championship.

05.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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USL emails players about union resignation procedures as strike looms The email, sent to all USL Championship players, includes an β€œFAQ” section on crossing a potential picket line

REPORT: On Wednesday, the USL emailed all Championship players with information on procedures for crossing a potential picket line and resigning their union membership, multiple sources have confirmed to The Guardian.

Details, including the attached "FAQs" pdf: www.theguardian.com/football/202...

05.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 86

Trump + Messi at the White House today has me wondering: They're the two most famous people in the world, right? Or at least in a top tier with like 3-5 others? I feel confident Messi is there globally but is my perception of Trump colored by being an American in the US, where he's inescapable?

05.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Intercontinental World Cup playoffs in doubt as Iraq squad face travel chaos The intercontinental World Cup playoffs are in doubt with officials from the Iraq Football Association in crisis talks with Fifa

Things are going great! www.theguardian.com/football/202...

04.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

so i mentioned this a couple months ago and now I can officially say 🚨 WE ARE HIRING 🚨

the first job is a hybrid soccer/breaking sports news writer
jobs.dayforcehcm.com/en-US/gannet...

and the second is a national soccer writer position
jobs.dayforcehcm.com/en-US/gannet...

04.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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β€˜It’s not acceptable’: Will a small town be left $7.8m on the hook for the World Cup? At a meeting of the board that governs the World Cup stadium in Foxborough, promises were made if not accepted

Outside Boston last night, the local government remains concerned they'll be left on the hook for nearly $8mil in World Cup-related security expenses. And still, nobody knows who'll pay.

7 World Cup matches hang in the balance.

Me, on @us.theguardian.com:

www.theguardian.com/football/202...

04.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

Is the Global Humanitarian Role of Saudi Arabia in the room with you right now?

03.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Long live the GW Hatchet, the finest student newspaper in the land.

03.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMy β€˜not veering into a new, endless war’ t-shirt..” etc etc etc

02.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MLS weekend wrap: teenagers are taking over, and Messi goes full Florida Man The days of the retirement league trope appear to be ending, while Inter Miami’s star had an outstanding – and amusing – game against Orlando City

NEW: MLS is for the kids now, with Julian Hall (17) atop the scoring charts. He starts over Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting β€” less of a "retirement league" than a mentorship program. It's a new normal leaguewide.

Plus: Lionel "Florida Man" Messi, and Joao MF'ing Klauss.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...

02.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How does he find those windows? All the time, consistently. Any number of bodies, as close to the goal as you want, goalkeeper positioned basically anywhere. He finds the window and scores. Today, tomorrow, next week, day, night, whatever. Insane.

02.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t recall another politician ever expressing this direct of a sentiment before. (depressing! it’s so simple!) it’s difficult to explain how it feels to wake up and find your country is bombing the place your family grew up. again

28.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 2432 πŸ” 411 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œThe forces we are up against have made peace with mass death. They are treasonous to this world and its human and non-human inhabitants.”

28.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 2629 πŸ” 1131 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 32

We live in an era of profound moral damage.

28.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Two rogue states with massive military capabilities, zero respect for international law or human rights, are attacking countries across the world - sometimes together, sometimes alone. It's always about the land - and the fossil fuels, minerals and water it contains.

28.02.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Everyone please get the second paragraph of this skeet seared into your brains. Because we are about to see a lot of bullshit like what’s in the screenshot.

28.02.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump’s unprovoked attack on Iran has no mandate – or legal basis US president violates UN charter just days into his Board of Peace era, and chooses to take the biggest gamble of his administration

From @julianborger.bsky.social: Trump’s unprovoked attack on Iran has no mandate – or legal basis

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

28.02.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

Iranians, real everyday folks who are among the kindest and most hospitable you will ever meet, do not need war. I’m no geopolitical expert, just a guy who knows an above-average amount about Iran for an American. But this seems very obvious.

28.02.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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MLS's experimental rule changes that cut time-wasting, sped up play are going global Soccer’s international rule-making body is widely expected to adopt the timed substitution rule and the off-field treatment rule, both first implemented by MLS

MLS Next Pro’s pioneering anti-time-wasting measures are likely to be adopted by IFAB tomorrow and should feature in the 2026 World Cup.

On @us.theguardian.com - my look at the measures, the latest in a long line of American ⚽️ innovations adopted abroad: www.theguardian.com/football/202...

27.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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Lionel Messi tackled by pitch invader in chaotic friendly in Puerto Rico A preseason game against Ecuadorian side Independiente del Valle

NEW: Tonight in "sentences never before written," Lionel Messi was briefly tackled to the ground by a pitch invader and a security guard in Inter Miami's midweek early season friendly in Puerto Rico.

Messi stood unscathed. Miami plays Orlando City on Sunday. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

27.02.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
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The most noteworthy NWSL kits of 2026: Disco, a Lady Liberty fever dream and more This season’s crop of tops draw on Venus flytraps, cherry blossoms and classic soccer jersey designs – to varying degrees of success

Over on @us.theguardian.com, I've once again offered my entirely unsolicited opinion on some kits, and this time I'm doing the NWSL.

Again: I'm doing this as someone who can barely dress himself & is largely considered to be a dumpster, aesthetically. Enjoy. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

26.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

[extremely Cris Collinsworth voice] Now here's a guy that needs to start reading the Guardian

26.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Eric Ramsay and Wilfried Nancy’s post-MLS failures were born of context, not competence MLS coaches’ reputation abroad won’t get any better after two disastrous appointments by desperate clubs

NEW: Two coaches, both from Europe, accused of riding Ted Lasso’s coattails. Huh?

Eric Ramsay and Wilfried Nancy lasted 77 days in roles beyond MLS, a league-turned-scapegoat for desperate West Brom and Celtic. There are saner lessons for all parties involved:
www.theguardian.com/football/202...

26.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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Eric Ramsay and Wilfried Nancy’s post-MLS failures were born of context, not competence MLS coaches’ reputation abroad won’t get any better after two disastrous appointments by desperate clubs

Really good piece from @jeffrueter.bsky.social on Ramsay, Nancy, and what their managerial failures say about the various parties involved: www.theguardian.com/football/202...

26.02.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0