I have a suspicion that if German media looked into it, this guy would be filing weird lawsuits there too.
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I have a suspicion that if German media looked into it, this guy would be filing weird lawsuits there too.
U.S. District Judge Dale Ho found “there is no duty to warn a consumer of the spice-associated risks that come with consuming salsa.”
For some reason the phrase "Crassus Maxxing" came into my mind today.
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She's very much a Gen X disaster.
This has real "why don't the incels just date each other" energy, but also I'm glad they found human connection away from AI.
A tumblr post from orteil42 (cookie clicker dev) that says: am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses
Sorry for the lack of activity it’s literally just this
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That sounds like an accidental collision with the refueling plane not a shoot down.
"antisemitism is class politics for idiots" strikes again
We're gonna look back at the social media algorithm like the invention of the atomic bomb. We've nuked the brains of stupid people. Please ma'am, put your fucking phone down and think for more than 5 seconds about the world. I'm begging you.
i uh. do not want to see this lady politics if the Iran War gets prolonged
The high was 84 degrees in DC yesterday.
Roughly 24 hours later, it's snowing heavily.
Chaos reigns.
BE PET GAY DOGS
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I drank a ghost energy drink once.
The caffeine content wasn't what got me, it was all the weird "fat burners" in it that had my heart going hummingbird mode.
Scary as hell.
I never thought I'd see anything dumber than "female-presenting nipples," but "human-like knee orientation" from the new Subscribestar content policy fucking beats it.
Pro-drugs PSA
Panel 1: Shen is standing in a complicated machine, having seemingly just appeared inside it with sparks of green electricity. His clothes billow as he yells "AAA!! WHERE AM I??" Panel 2: A serious looking, realistically drawn scientist begins to, with furrowed brow and intense shading, seriously explain: "It is the year 2155. We brought someone from the past who has an attention span of more than 6 seconds to" Panel 3: The scientist is suddenly very simply/cutely drawn, now having raised his phone to his face and happily looking at it. Panel 4: Shen raises his hands in a confused gesture and frustratedly says "YOU GUYS BUILT A TIME MACHINE IN 6 SECOND INTERVALS??"
its a fucked up conclusion to have to arrive at but esp with the epstein files dropping its pretty clear that the whole point of obsession and oppression of trans women is by chasers to create us as a permanent sexual underclass
it's so fun to have to ambient live with this
this probably feels good when you're a printer man we gotta get regular porn back on this website
As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy
RIP lmao
this is the point of banning hrt for minors/puberty blockers btw. transition before puberty and no one can tell the fkin difference. after, you cna get to tht point but its a hell of a lot more expensive and takes a hell of a lot more effort
A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”
Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
A lot of very smart people are predicting a reversion to the mean in US/Iranian relations at the conclusion of this…..crisis I guess.
But, we just martyred the current Supreme Leader’s father and wife. We also bombed an elementary school and made the skies above Tehran rain oil.
It was 90⁰ yesterday...and for a bit last month.
A cow in a business suit holds out a lump-with-handle cow tool above the caption: "If you're 20-30 & your main circle isn't discussing: -Lumps -Lumps (with handle) -Pronglers -Weird messed up saws Then it's time to find a new circle. Your network is your Network Worth!"
it's all about mindset 🧠💰
That's...an old old one, like actually a thing that Himmler would say.
The fact that they're doing this after making a massive deal out of excluding transgender people from military service feels like it's gonna get really funny