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she/they has the best girlfriend in the world πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ πŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€πŸ’œ, in my 30s

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How Crows Gave Earth's Biggest City the Middle Finger
How Crows Gave Earth's Biggest City the Middle Finger YouTube video by Casual Geographic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxTi...

Crows in Tokyo learned to construct fake dummy nests to distract municipal workers whose job is to remove nests

13.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

one page rpg:

winston churchill vs one otter

you are winston churchill at 90 years of age, and you have been confronted by a single otter. you have four moves: alcohol, genocide by starvation, speeches, and being mean to guests at dinner. the otter has one move, which is to bite you in the ass

13.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 720 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 3

Trans folks contribute far more of value to the world than Chili's ever has.

13.03.2026 10:36 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a suspicion that if German media looked into it, this guy would be filing weird lawsuits there too.

13.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

U.S. District Judge Dale Ho found β€œthere is no duty to warn a consumer of the spice-associated risks that come with consuming salsa.”

12.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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Battle of Carrhae - Wikipedia

For some reason the phrase "Crassus Maxxing" came into my mind today.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_...

12.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She's very much a Gen X disaster.

12.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This has real "why don't the incels just date each other" energy, but also I'm glad they found human connection away from AI.

12.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A tumblr post from orteil42 (cookie clicker dev) that says: am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

A tumblr post from orteil42 (cookie clicker dev) that says: am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

Sorry for the lack of activity it’s literally just this

12.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 6679 πŸ” 2297 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 61

You've been hit by
You've been hit by a

02.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 324 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds like an accidental collision with the refueling plane not a shoot down.

12.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"antisemitism is class politics for idiots" strikes again

12.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 534 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

We're gonna look back at the social media algorithm like the invention of the atomic bomb. We've nuked the brains of stupid people. Please ma'am, put your fucking phone down and think for more than 5 seconds about the world. I'm begging you.

12.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 328 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5

i uh. do not want to see this lady politics if the Iran War gets prolonged

12.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 543 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

The high was 84 degrees in DC yesterday.

Roughly 24 hours later, it's snowing heavily.

Chaos reigns.

12.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

BE PET GAY DOGS
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12.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 1573 πŸ” 461 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 4

I drank a ghost energy drink once.

The caffeine content wasn't what got me, it was all the weird "fat burners" in it that had my heart going hummingbird mode.

Scary as hell.

11.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I never thought I'd see anything dumber than "female-presenting nipples," but "human-like knee orientation" from the new Subscribestar content policy fucking beats it.

11.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 817 πŸ” 295 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 5

Pro-drugs PSA

11.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 246 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 1: Shen is standing in a complicated machine, having seemingly just appeared inside it with sparks of green electricity. His clothes billow as he yells "AAA!! WHERE AM I??"

Panel 2: A serious looking, realistically drawn scientist begins to, with furrowed brow and intense shading, seriously explain: "It is the year 2155. We brought someone from the past who has an attention span of more than 6 seconds to"

Panel 3: The scientist is suddenly very simply/cutely drawn, now having raised his phone to his face and happily looking at it.

Panel 4: Shen raises his hands in a confused gesture and frustratedly says "YOU GUYS BUILT A TIME MACHINE IN 6 SECOND INTERVALS??"

Panel 1: Shen is standing in a complicated machine, having seemingly just appeared inside it with sparks of green electricity. His clothes billow as he yells "AAA!! WHERE AM I??" Panel 2: A serious looking, realistically drawn scientist begins to, with furrowed brow and intense shading, seriously explain: "It is the year 2155. We brought someone from the past who has an attention span of more than 6 seconds to" Panel 3: The scientist is suddenly very simply/cutely drawn, now having raised his phone to his face and happily looking at it. Panel 4: Shen raises his hands in a confused gesture and frustratedly says "YOU GUYS BUILT A TIME MACHINE IN 6 SECOND INTERVALS??"

10.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 6842 πŸ” 974 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 5

its a fucked up conclusion to have to arrive at but esp with the epstein files dropping its pretty clear that the whole point of obsession and oppression of trans women is by chasers to create us as a permanent sexual underclass

09.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 366 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

it's so fun to have to ambient live with this

10.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 1201 πŸ” 338 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
this probably feels good when you're a printer

man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

this probably feels good when you're a printer man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

09.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1705 πŸ” 504 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 13
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As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy

09.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 10057 πŸ” 2434 πŸ’¬ 169 πŸ“Œ 110

RIP lmao

09.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 451 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

this is the point of banning hrt for minors/puberty blockers btw. transition before puberty and no one can tell the fkin difference. after, you cna get to tht point but its a hell of a lot more expensive and takes a hell of a lot more effort

09.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
A headline reading β€œCamel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

A headline reading β€œCamel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

09.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 2393 πŸ” 710 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 179

A lot of very smart people are predicting a reversion to the mean in US/Iranian relations at the conclusion of this…..crisis I guess.

But, we just martyred the current Supreme Leader’s father and wife. We also bombed an elementary school and made the skies above Tehran rain oil.

09.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

It was 90⁰ yesterday...and for a bit last month.

09.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0