"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Cybertruck guys are going to kill themselves attempting to prove Elon isn’t a loser who builds bad cars.

Just kidding. I'm not in Canada. This is a plate of delicious snoek in an apricot jam sauce with a side of rice #SouthAfrica

To my Canadian pals, just had my first nanaimo bar and it was delicious

Oh no, not the household name couple!

URGENTE: Motta expulsa imprensa para remover Glauber à força da mesa da Câmara Deputado do PSOL sentou na cadeira da presidência para protestar contra cassação forjada. Presidente chamou a polícia, mas com bolsonaristas afinou e permitiu ocupação

URGENTE: Motta expulsa imprensa para remover Glauber à força da mesa da Câmara

Deputado do PSOL sentou na cadeira da presidência para protestar contra cassação forjada. Presidente chamou a polícia, mas com bolsonaristas afinou e permitiu ocupação

“I never thought the face-eating leopard party would eat my face” said representative of the face-eating leopard party

the idea that we will ever devise a technology that can automatically sort true statements from false ones and factual ones from “hallucinations” is a lead-to-gold fantasy

Christmas miracle - guy called trap15 just began working on a translation for Busin 0 for PS2, arguably the coolest Japanese Wizardry ever.

Said not to expect anything for at least a year, but it's exciting news nonetheless!

I miss the 80s.

Bruce Willis gets off the plane in Die Hard and goes directly to baggage claim, where he lights up a cigarette in the first 2 minutes of the movie.

Muppet Christmas Carole might be the best muppet movie for the sole reason that its star at no point acknowledges the fact that he acting opposite muppets.

Reverse brain drain. America only imports stupids.

37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.

The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.

No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts

Bolsonaro going to prison.

Straight to the Lulag.

stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.

What I don't get about American history is during the Revolutionary War period everyone was named things like "John Adams".

But when the Civil War comes around everyone is named things like "Jedediah Hotchkiss" and "Ambrose Burnside".

Then we just went back to normal names? What was going on??

Nightcrawler

This cover for the 4K blu ray of “Nightcrawler” makes it look like an Asylum Fast & Furious knockoff

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Cancelled Kapuni carbon storage scheme scrapped from national emissions plan Despite a raft of climate policy cuts, the country is still on track to narrowly meet its greenhouse gas budget - but not a 2030 methane target set in law.

Regime admits its wishful thinking won't work, and its now only meeting its carbon budget by an accounting scam www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Bunch of men waving confederate flags. Reads: Irony is telling people "go back to your country" while flying the flag of a country that doesn't exist, in the country that defeated it.

Plate with items in post

The best sausages in Prague at Roesol, Malá Strana - served with mustard, gherkin and artisan bread 110Kč

My proudest creation so far in #KirbyAirRiders

Meatwad 💚

(And he’s affordable!)

'Bubble Bobble Revolution' released on this day in 2005.

An underwhelming "New-Age" iteration in the classic arcade franchise. Its North American release was particularly botched, with major programming bugs preventing the ability to progress past the game's 30th stage.

A cell phone with has an inflated spicy battery

You can go to Oregon and see Hot Air balloon shows

aside from Cloudflare and AWS what other internet-breaking single point of failure can we look forward to in the coming weeks

Can't wait for GTA6 to sweep the indie awards next year

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

This is complete hogwash

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andr...