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how bad do you have to fuck up to allow an exploit in fucking NOTEPAD

a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

11 ans de Twitter et banni le jour de mon anniversaire, mais naaaaaaaaaan, j'ai le mandate of heaven là, blessed by the gods

you don’t get ratios like this on twitter anymore

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

iShowSpeed undoing the damage shitty role models like Joe Rogan, Asmongold, and Adin Ross have been doing to young men

Screenshot of original The Onion post with the famous Sickos comic, dated 16 February 2015

Detail of the Sickos guy. Unshaven man leaning against a window from outside saying "yes... ha ha ha... yes!"

Happy tenth birthday to a real one

kendrick at the super bowl with japanese onomatopoeia like he’s in an anime battle

Image d'un lit sur lequel est en train d'être mis un drap-housse Par dessus, on peut lire le texte "Draps propres, dépression annulée" dans le style et la police d'écriture du jeu Dark Souls III

A vampire woman holds a woman in her lap, the vampire is nude and the woman she is hold has her big poofy fancy dress pulled down to her waist. The held woman is covered in bite marks all of which bleed heavily and drip down her, she leans her head back out of view. The vampire looks at the camera and says "you would be surprised how many volunteer" while the held woman says hazily "babe, why did you stop?"

okay you might actually not be that surprised

This goes so fucking hard dude

playing the first Phoenix Wright and man this game really did come out twenty years ago huh

Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

sums up today’s news pretty succinctly

Made my own version of this meme

Jeremy Strong working on American acting's rarest achievement, the Reverse EGOT: where you lose an Emmy, a Golden Globe, an Oscar and a Tony to Kieran Culkin.

My god I wish I were like 10% dumber what the world must be like.

ma'am you were literally just defending his gaming cred on the timeline citing your privileged position as the mother of his children

Grimes being like “we broke up, do I really have to answer for everything he does?” is so funny. Yes, bitch you do, you fucked him for years when it was already clear that he sucked. You gotta wear that one forever.

Un mec friqué qui attache des débiles les uns aux autres, est-ce un richard lieur de cons?