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@uberotter

Sometimes a water sausage🦦 sometimes honey baked hamπŸ–, 100% tired. 18+

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Eat it up! πŸΆπŸ”πŸ¦πŸŒ­πŸ©

09.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1226 πŸ” 350 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
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Such a clichΓ© πŸšͺπŸ•

08.01.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 3946 πŸ” 943 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’‹Someone made sure the gator wasn't forgotten! What a view πŸ˜³πŸ’‹

03.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 418 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ§‘β€πŸ³ Now serving:
🌭 Our new classic HOT DOG menu is here!!
πŸ˜‹ All new tee with detailed front and back prints, and new sticker! Something for fans of hot dogs of any taste πŸ˜‰
🍴 Debuted at MFF 2025, now finally online!
πŸ‘‡ Order up, grab them while they're hot!! πŸ’•
πŸ›’ Grab yours now at WWW.NONSTOPPUP.COM πŸ’—

09.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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If anyone is willing to share, I would be very appreciative!! πŸ”§πŸƒ

We've just set the launch trailer live for Piece by Piece, our cozy repair shop game that is coming THIS WEEK, on March 11!!

You can see it below, and find the game here: store.steampowered.com/app/3179050/...

09.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 238 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 11

actively commissioning artists to
truly destroy your OCs, decimate his
proportions, obliterate his silhouette

for real man, fuck him up

09.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm watching the final season of Beastars today, so I'm sharing this old Gouhin sketch

09.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 865 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
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The King of the Hill reboot is amazing

09.03.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 1333 πŸ” 406 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7

If you have a crush on a fictional character y̢o̢u̢ someone can just turn s̢o̢m̢e̢o̢n̢e̢ you into them 😈

09.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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Wendell can’t get enough of Polar Patroller’s … personality πŸ‘

09.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 1954 πŸ” 480 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
a furry who is smart saying they hate facial hair on furry designs because they make no sense and therefore are bad design

a furry who is smart saying they hate facial hair on furry designs because they make no sense and therefore are bad design

i appear like a demon in the night to shut that furry up with a firm grip and sexy eyes. "animals can't speak, either!" i say loudly.

i appear like a demon in the night to shut that furry up with a firm grip and sexy eyes. "animals can't speak, either!" i say loudly.

pet peeve 256

20.02.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
Cat Burger - Gator Days

Characters

Catrick C. Cattington IV - Catfish - He might be a CEO of a company who is worth millions of dollars but he is just like you!

Stuart - Quokka - A perpetually smiling Sectional Manager. He tackles every problem with motivational corporate speak intended to maximize collaboration and synergies among all employees.

August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad.

Transcript

Panel 1

Catrick is filming an ad for a fast food restaurant's new product. He's excited to share it with you. He's wearing and tie so you know he means business but he also has a sweater vest on so you'll know he's friendly. He's also wearing gloves so he doesn't actually have to touch any food. There's a sign in the background that says "HOME SWEET HOME" which everyone hopes will disguise the fact that they're filming this in an empty conference room.

Catrick: I'm taking a break from my busy CEO schedule to show you our new product. Yummy.

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Catrick is now sitting in front of a TV that says "CAT BURGER" with the Cat Burger mascot in the middle.

Catrick: I enjoy consuming product while sipping a loss leader and watching content on the subscription service.

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Catrick has found himself two more food items from the Cat Burger menu. He's trying his best to keep them from getting too close to his mouth. In one had he has fries and in the other he has "Pistachio Spice" seasonal frozen treat. Does not actually contain pistachio.

Catrick: I like to finish my meal by dipping my added value side in a seasonal item. I do this several times a week.

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Stuart is by the camera and giving Catrick feedback. No one has realized that no one has removed the cap from the camera. August from IT was brought in to see why the camera isn't recording anything. He's just standing there in stunned silence. He will not be getting Cat Burger for dinner.

Stuart: GREAT WORK, SIR! Highly relatable.

Cat Burger - Gator Days Characters Catrick C. Cattington IV - Catfish - He might be a CEO of a company who is worth millions of dollars but he is just like you! Stuart - Quokka - A perpetually smiling Sectional Manager. He tackles every problem with motivational corporate speak intended to maximize collaboration and synergies among all employees. August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Transcript Panel 1 Catrick is filming an ad for a fast food restaurant's new product. He's excited to share it with you. He's wearing and tie so you know he means business but he also has a sweater vest on so you'll know he's friendly. He's also wearing gloves so he doesn't actually have to touch any food. There's a sign in the background that says "HOME SWEET HOME" which everyone hopes will disguise the fact that they're filming this in an empty conference room. Catrick: I'm taking a break from my busy CEO schedule to show you our new product. Yummy. Panel 2 Catrick is now sitting in front of a TV that says "CAT BURGER" with the Cat Burger mascot in the middle. Catrick: I enjoy consuming product while sipping a loss leader and watching content on the subscription service. Panel 3 Catrick has found himself two more food items from the Cat Burger menu. He's trying his best to keep them from getting too close to his mouth. In one had he has fries and in the other he has "Pistachio Spice" seasonal frozen treat. Does not actually contain pistachio. Catrick: I like to finish my meal by dipping my added value side in a seasonal item. I do this several times a week. Panel 4 Stuart is by the camera and giving Catrick feedback. No one has realized that no one has removed the cap from the camera. August from IT was brought in to see why the camera isn't recording anything. He's just standing there in stunned silence. He will not be getting Cat Burger for dinner. Stuart: GREAT WORK, SIR! Highly relatable.

Cat Burger - Gator Days

09.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 2365 πŸ” 380 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 4

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12138 πŸ” 7383 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

You should be proud! Way to go!

08.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've come a long way.

I gave up competitive powerlifting and heavy eating to be lithe and limber. I'm really proud of how far I've come.

Don't give up on your goals. πŸ§‘πŸ–€

07.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 0
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#residentevil 9

Leon: Take this gun Grace. I have two more right here.

07.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 6763 πŸ” 2176 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 12
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SCREW IT WE BRINGING BACK SMILING FRIENDS

commissioned the goat alexsarzosa1 on ig

08.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 933 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
Peach in a pink tracksuit and slippers sitting on a couch, having her nails painted by Bowser. Bowser Junior pats Bowser's shoulder
"Yeah Luigi? I'm-a need your bro to stay away from his "friend", Peach, for a bit... also Junior says hi"

Peach in a pink tracksuit and slippers sitting on a couch, having her nails painted by Bowser. Bowser Junior pats Bowser's shoulder "Yeah Luigi? I'm-a need your bro to stay away from his "friend", Peach, for a bit... also Junior says hi"

A King's gotta be there for his bestie! πŸ‘πŸ‘‘πŸ²
#BowserDay #BowserDay2025

04.08.2025 20:34 πŸ‘ 729 πŸ” 185 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
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Brooklyn Date

#smagmart

25.07.2023 01:01 πŸ‘ 1137 πŸ” 257 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 4
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This is how I feel about the fandom.

Somewhere along the way, it stopped being a hobby and started feeling more like Home.

Thanks for being my safe space πŸ’™

πŸͺ‘ @kigurumikagetsu.bsky.social
#FursuitFriday

06.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 978 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 1
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Racoon character adoptt!
AB:$400
Payment via paypaI invoiice. DM if interested.
REMINDER: Double check who messages you to avoid scammers pretending to be me.

Rts appreciated, thank you! I hope he can go to a good home <3

06.03.2026 07:01 πŸ‘ 469 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
(Quote slightly adapted from client's description)

In an engine room, deep in the bowels of the ship, hot steam moving with high pressure and speed, turbines revolving with incredible velocities, enormous forces at work, all but barely tamed by the mind and its contraptions. Faster-than-light travel is made possible only with a clever trick, but the universe feels betrayed by it, rattling and pulling on every bolt in frustration, but the engines resist, a fight between giants.

And in between these giants stands the small engineer, keeping the engines alive, and kept alive by the engines.

(Quote slightly adapted from client's description) In an engine room, deep in the bowels of the ship, hot steam moving with high pressure and speed, turbines revolving with incredible velocities, enormous forces at work, all but barely tamed by the mind and its contraptions. Faster-than-light travel is made possible only with a clever trick, but the universe feels betrayed by it, rattling and pulling on every bolt in frustration, but the engines resist, a fight between giants. And in between these giants stands the small engineer, keeping the engines alive, and kept alive by the engines.

Commission for adumbratio (FA)

06.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 328 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
A big fat werewolf leaning over the camera which is pointed up at the sky. He's looking down with red glowing eyes saying "hey sport" as the full moon rises behind him.

A big fat werewolf leaning over the camera which is pointed up at the sky. He's looking down with red glowing eyes saying "hey sport" as the full moon rises behind him.

πŸŒŒπŸŒ•πŸŒŒπŸŒ•πŸŒŒ
Hey

04.10.2023 15:31 πŸ‘ 1164 πŸ” 262 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 2
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B&W sketch commission for @cool-laggio.bsky.social

03.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 2022 πŸ” 433 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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When you say something stupid to me

06.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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(1/2)
A study piece, featuring the Minotaur, Asterion.

#MinotaurMarch

06.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 624 πŸ” 157 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

06.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 7116 πŸ” 2099 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 12
Treadmill displaying 1.34 miles done in 30 minutes

Treadmill displaying 1.34 miles done in 30 minutes

Treadmill displaying 1.31 miles done in 30 minutes

Treadmill displaying 1.31 miles done in 30 minutes

Day 50 eeeeeeehhhh
And then day 51 and 52

06.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some older art for late Thursday! For @alekgator.bsky.social and @rustledfluff.bsky.social Two beautiful beans. <3

06.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 1556 πŸ” 354 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0
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Art imitates life. Based off real events~ @lowkeyrk.bsky.social has the best tits on a man I've ever seen

🎨 @debuatnight.bsky.social

05.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 259 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0