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Sometimes a water sausage🦦 sometimes honey baked hamπŸ–, 100% tired. 18+

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by @racesolar.bsky.social feat @jericho.bsky.social

12.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 830 πŸ” 165 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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he's gonna tell u all about his fave pizza spots around route 66

12.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 1995 πŸ” 532 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 6
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Commission for Syclo

Color sketch commission.
Thank you so much!!!

12.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Doug's sketch page from today's stream!

Goodness I wanna grab and knead him like dough

25.12.2025 13:57 πŸ‘ 2974 πŸ” 599 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 1
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Welcome to Texas Furry Fiesta 2026 Book your hotel room for the event at special rates, available here on an exclusive basis.

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Space explorers, the #TFF2026 hotel block has REOPENED! Secure your cabin aboard the convention starship before rooms jump to hyperspace. πŸ›Έ

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⚠️ Need to change room type:
Call the hotel: 214-922-8000

11.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Federal Reserve Board - Proposal Details The Federal Reserve Board of Governors in Washington DC.

The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art)

Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money

www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...

11.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 6098 πŸ” 6039 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 324
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WHAT IS THE CHARGE?

DRAWING ANIMAL KNEES?

SUCCULENT ANIMAL KNEES?

11.03.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 2201 πŸ” 669 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 3
11.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Day 57 I didn't walk the treadmill but I did do some yard, mowing, etc. so that's progress!

11.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Garden bed with an elephant ear slowly taking over the space

Garden bed with an elephant ear slowly taking over the space

Garden bed with corn just begging to sprout

Garden bed with corn just begging to sprout

Garden bed with starting pepper and tomato plants

Garden bed with starting pepper and tomato plants

Garden bed with artichoke, eggplant, and cucumber plants

Garden bed with artichoke, eggplant, and cucumber plants

While I haven't been able to walk, I did brave to do some yard work. Though my husband did a large majority of the heavy labor. I took care of the watering system, seeding and weeding. (Not shown is a bed with watermelon and beans that haven't sprouted yet.)

10.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

10.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 15678 πŸ” 3547 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 66
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10.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not. Enough. Fishing.

10.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Day 53-56
I somehow injured myself in my sleep so I had to take a break yay

10.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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At the local tavern, a mercenary works his charm negotiating terms. Looks like a win-win to me!

05.01.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 7589 πŸ” 1814 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 15
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Eat it up! πŸΆπŸ”πŸ¦πŸŒ­πŸ©

09.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 2640 πŸ” 690 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 0
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Such a clichΓ© πŸšͺπŸ•

08.01.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 3995 πŸ” 950 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’‹Someone made sure the gator wasn't forgotten! What a view πŸ˜³πŸ’‹

03.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 505 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ§‘β€πŸ³ Now serving:
🌭 Our new classic HOT DOG menu is here!!
πŸ˜‹ All new tee with detailed front and back prints, and new sticker! Something for fans of hot dogs of any taste πŸ˜‰
🍴 Debuted at MFF 2025, now finally online!
πŸ‘‡ Order up, grab them while they're hot!! πŸ’•
πŸ›’ Grab yours now at WWW.NONSTOPPUP.COM πŸ’—

09.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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If anyone is willing to share, I would be very appreciative!! πŸ”§πŸƒ

We've just set the launch trailer live for Piece by Piece, our cozy repair shop game that is coming THIS WEEK, on March 11!!

You can see it below, and find the game here: store.steampowered.com/app/3179050/...

09.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 353 πŸ” 200 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 19

actively commissioning artists to
truly destroy your OCs, decimate his
proportions, obliterate his silhouette

for real man, fuck him up

09.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm watching the final season of Beastars today, so I'm sharing this old Gouhin sketch

09.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1151 πŸ” 217 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
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The King of the Hill reboot is amazing

09.03.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 1452 πŸ” 436 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8

If you have a crush on a fictional character y̢o̢u̢ someone can just turn s̢o̢m̢e̢o̢n̢e̢ you into them 😈

09.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 154 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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Wendell can’t get enough of Polar Patroller’s … personality πŸ‘

09.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 2832 πŸ” 669 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
a furry who is smart saying they hate facial hair on furry designs because they make no sense and therefore are bad design

a furry who is smart saying they hate facial hair on furry designs because they make no sense and therefore are bad design

i appear like a demon in the night to shut that furry up with a firm grip and sexy eyes. "animals can't speak, either!" i say loudly.

i appear like a demon in the night to shut that furry up with a firm grip and sexy eyes. "animals can't speak, either!" i say loudly.

pet peeve 256

20.02.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
Cat Burger - Gator Days

Characters

Catrick C. Cattington IV - Catfish - He might be a CEO of a company who is worth millions of dollars but he is just like you!

Stuart - Quokka - A perpetually smiling Sectional Manager. He tackles every problem with motivational corporate speak intended to maximize collaboration and synergies among all employees.

August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad.

Transcript

Panel 1

Catrick is filming an ad for a fast food restaurant's new product. He's excited to share it with you. He's wearing and tie so you know he means business but he also has a sweater vest on so you'll know he's friendly. He's also wearing gloves so he doesn't actually have to touch any food. There's a sign in the background that says "HOME SWEET HOME" which everyone hopes will disguise the fact that they're filming this in an empty conference room.

Catrick: I'm taking a break from my busy CEO schedule to show you our new product. Yummy.

Panel 2

Catrick is now sitting in front of a TV that says "CAT BURGER" with the Cat Burger mascot in the middle.

Catrick: I enjoy consuming product while sipping a loss leader and watching content on the subscription service.

Panel 3

Catrick has found himself two more food items from the Cat Burger menu. He's trying his best to keep them from getting too close to his mouth. In one had he has fries and in the other he has "Pistachio Spice" seasonal frozen treat. Does not actually contain pistachio.

Catrick: I like to finish my meal by dipping my added value side in a seasonal item. I do this several times a week.

Panel 4

Stuart is by the camera and giving Catrick feedback. No one has realized that no one has removed the cap from the camera. August from IT was brought in to see why the camera isn't recording anything. He's just standing there in stunned silence. He will not be getting Cat Burger for dinner.

Stuart: GREAT WORK, SIR! Highly relatable.

Cat Burger - Gator Days Characters Catrick C. Cattington IV - Catfish - He might be a CEO of a company who is worth millions of dollars but he is just like you! Stuart - Quokka - A perpetually smiling Sectional Manager. He tackles every problem with motivational corporate speak intended to maximize collaboration and synergies among all employees. August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Transcript Panel 1 Catrick is filming an ad for a fast food restaurant's new product. He's excited to share it with you. He's wearing and tie so you know he means business but he also has a sweater vest on so you'll know he's friendly. He's also wearing gloves so he doesn't actually have to touch any food. There's a sign in the background that says "HOME SWEET HOME" which everyone hopes will disguise the fact that they're filming this in an empty conference room. Catrick: I'm taking a break from my busy CEO schedule to show you our new product. Yummy. Panel 2 Catrick is now sitting in front of a TV that says "CAT BURGER" with the Cat Burger mascot in the middle. Catrick: I enjoy consuming product while sipping a loss leader and watching content on the subscription service. Panel 3 Catrick has found himself two more food items from the Cat Burger menu. He's trying his best to keep them from getting too close to his mouth. In one had he has fries and in the other he has "Pistachio Spice" seasonal frozen treat. Does not actually contain pistachio. Catrick: I like to finish my meal by dipping my added value side in a seasonal item. I do this several times a week. Panel 4 Stuart is by the camera and giving Catrick feedback. No one has realized that no one has removed the cap from the camera. August from IT was brought in to see why the camera isn't recording anything. He's just standing there in stunned silence. He will not be getting Cat Burger for dinner. Stuart: GREAT WORK, SIR! Highly relatable.

Cat Burger - Gator Days

09.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 2750 πŸ” 436 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 4

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12655 πŸ” 7673 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

You should be proud! Way to go!

08.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've come a long way.

I gave up competitive powerlifting and heavy eating to be lithe and limber. I'm really proud of how far I've come.

Don't give up on your goals. πŸ§‘πŸ–€

07.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 270 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 0