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I love life andculture and the java 21 programming language

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yeah this thing kind of rules, its also open source and in rust

12.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wanna go home so bad fuck working

12.03.2026 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coding is actually the fun part of a coding job, now all you have left are boring agile meetings and ever increasing pressure to ship as fast as possible now that the PO can vibe code in 20 min anything

12.03.2026 14:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a crt filter over a pixely image from an MSX emulator showing 3 hand drawn cat sprites. the cats are red with yellow eyes, magenta with cyan eyes, and peach with green eyes.

the cats are looking down, and one eye is squinting slightly, the ends of two whiskers are frayed in a curl. he is going to eat you.

well its more like 24 sprites? each cat is a 2x2 grid of 1bit colored sprites, and a set of those for the base color, and a second for the eyes/mouth/booper/whiskers.

a crt filter over a pixely image from an MSX emulator showing 3 hand drawn cat sprites. the cats are red with yellow eyes, magenta with cyan eyes, and peach with green eyes. the cats are looking down, and one eye is squinting slightly, the ends of two whiskers are frayed in a curl. he is going to eat you. well its more like 24 sprites? each cat is a 2x2 grid of 1bit colored sprites, and a set of those for the base color, and a second for the eyes/mouth/booper/whiskers.

Installing Cats...

#ใƒใƒ–ใ‚ซ #BASIC #MSX #Cats

06.03.2026 17:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 66 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

there is a new guy at work that is a bona fide crank, he wrote a book about a completely new science system that a involve quantum and that came to him while meditating AND he's electrosensitive

06.03.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i wish i was developping this kind of program at work instead of web bullshit

06.03.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have indeed no inclination of working

05.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

massive mistake and we'll get another decade of islamist terrorism as a bonus

05.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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as a bonus home computing just became a wealthy people only hobby. now i know why broke kids are doing everything on their android

28.02.2026 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"i vibe coded this in 20 minutes on chatgpt what takes you so long" fuck you do the job yourself then and ill just stay home

28.02.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"you will be 10x times more productive with ai" isnt exactly true rather it just makes the product manager expect you to ship 10 times faster and makes him start getting antsy if you havent delivered the next day what he asked

28.02.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its so cool just at the time as i was starting to get it together they unleash the job destroyer 3000 machine on the market and it makes work even more stressful and annoying

28.02.2026 17:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what's happening to software engineering as a profession is what kids used to call gay and cringe

28.02.2026 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donald the dove

28.02.2026 10:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing. I just called him and he said this was indeed true

27.02.2026 11:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

another issue solved by having no friends

24.02.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

give a gun to women 2026

24.02.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its been a while since i last dreamed of chewing barbed wires. i would feel my teeth and maw getting destroyed and be like oh thats bad i need to get a doctor appointment

24.02.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

good god click the button and give me the fucking money already

24.02.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it will all be over soon (im going to bed)

24.02.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Perrion X Myth Syzer - Turn Of The Tide
Perrion X Myth Syzer - Turn Of The Tide YouTube video by ce3flow

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sznm...

24.02.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the worst thing about coding LLM is that they fucking work. I would love to say that they dont work but this is just not true, they produce code good enough to fuck your job up. however they are unable to do one thing only a human can do which is ________ your workplace

24.02.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kill the llm mongers, hang altman, shoot amodei, necklace musk! in minecraft

24.02.2026 17:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Product owner wants to vibe code himself because we are basically too slow for his tastes but now I get constantly asked stupid questions this is the worst fuck chatgpt and fuck Claude I hate these stupid chatbots now

24.02.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a thing? this is so cool

24.02.2026 10:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is apparently the first game with a deferred renderer... thank you deferred shrek

20.02.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the legendary 4DS has appeared

20.02.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they'll get one of these crypto-protestant american tradcath to say its actually based. also pierbattista pizzaballa is such a cool name

19.02.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i was there too but i was telling everyone trafficking children is bad

19.02.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0