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Jake Schoolman

@jake.school

I like to ride bikes, read, write code, other nerdy things. CrossFit as well. Raised in Minneapolis. Living in Chicago. He/Him πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸš΄πŸ’» www.jake.school

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M’ Anus

03.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love making full and complete stops at stop signs. The people hate it.

03.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*nodding* anus for men

03.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

every time i look at instagram, i feel like im the only adult who doesn't know how to make money

03.03.2026 06:19 πŸ‘ 9538 πŸ” 543 πŸ’¬ 266 πŸ“Œ 60
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We mourn our craft I didn’t ask for this and neither did you. I didn’t ask for a robot to consume every blog post and piece of code I ever wrote and parrot it back so that some hack could make money off o…

feeling this one today

02.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 12
Dj Schooolman behind the decks at a party in Chicago called Factory.

Dj Schooolman behind the decks at a party in Chicago called Factory.

My mustache looks crazy from the lighting here, but i kind of like the picture. Had way too much fun DJing last weekend!

02.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bunch of gay people dancing

Bunch of gay people dancing

What a fun night getting to play house music in Chicago.

01.03.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Broccoli the mini Aussie sleeping on my rolling desk chair as an old boy.

Broccoli the mini Aussie sleeping on my rolling desk chair as an old boy.

Broccoli the mini Aussie sleeping on my rolling desk chair as a puppy.

Broccoli the mini Aussie sleeping on my rolling desk chair as a puppy.

Look at this dog. Sleeping dangerous under my chair since he was a puppy.

26.02.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cruel Owner Chains Bike Outside In Freezing Weather

Cruel Owner Chains Bike Outside In Freezing Weather

Cruel Owner Chains Bike Outside In Freezing Weather

25.02.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1600 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 24
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These dogs are having the time of their lives following this week's historic blizzard in the Northeast. Please enjoy. 14/10 for all

25.02.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 15444 πŸ” 2722 πŸ’¬ 255 πŸ“Œ 326
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Ozzy doesn’t wait for introductions.
If you’re here, you’re his person now 🐾

21.02.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 479 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly probably the best route to go at this point!

21.02.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely, it took 1 month to hire this person and 2 more months to find out he’s full of shit. Love it

21.02.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dealing with this at work right now, and management is refusing to acknowledge they made a bad hiring choice

21.02.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screen shot of whoop fitness review that says, β€œyou pushed a big basketball load into a body that woke up in the yellow with 42% recovery an a resting heart rate of 65…”

Screen shot of whoop fitness review that says, β€œyou pushed a big basketball load into a body that woke up in the yellow with 42% recovery an a resting heart rate of 65…”

Woah whoop, it was just a game of of basketball. Sure it’s a gay rec league, but chill out…

21.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Head cold brain fog has me questioning if I took my brain medications this morning. It feels like I didn’t, but that could just be the cold…

20.02.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hooray! Managed to get into my tattoo artists books, and this will be the start of my other arm sleeve. So exciting!

15.02.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

14.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 11920 πŸ” 3596 πŸ’¬ 147 πŸ“Œ 470

Heck yeah! Thanks for the tip!

11.02.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had a hard time in the past coming from crochet, but maybe it’s time to give it another shot!

11.02.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Stunning!! Makes me want to learn to knit

11.02.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But I gave up my daily avocado toast for Gut Juices! I thought that would fix my budget!?

11.02.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s one of my favorite days today! The day I inevitably forget about my dentist appointment until the morning of and scramble to reschedule my meetings!

10.02.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the original fidget spinners, I loved my sidekicks!

10.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Current state of the world means it took me multiple seconds too long to realize this was the onion.

09.02.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 236 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

Baby with 22inch hair extensions

This photo is funnier than it has any business being

people.com/hairdresser-...

07.02.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 11938 πŸ” 1975 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 318

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

07.02.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 33619 πŸ” 6993 πŸ’¬ 221 πŸ“Œ 182

Oh hell yeah! I remember the music in skins being all around pretty solid. Foals is fantastic.

06.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh booo!! Makes sense though, when I brought this up to friends only one other person had seen the uk skins. A damn shame.

06.02.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0