A military general came up to me crying today, and said, "Sir, why isn't Minneapolis/St. Paul on this list?"
05.03.2026 14:15
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A military general came up to me crying today, and said, "Sir, why isn't Minneapolis/St. Paul on this list?"
"Its DISGUSTING that the democrats wouldn't even stand and clap for the ____ who was/has/is _____."
-Stephen Miller, tomorrow
Trump's calls as "John Miller/John Barron" have gone viral, so here's a classic @majorityreport.bsky.social clip
"Johan Miller" calls on behalf of Michael Brooks' "Right Wing Mandela" and then "Juan Molinero" for Ronald Raygun
@mattlech.bsky.social @samseder.bsky.social
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Minnesotans coming together in the streets and the sheets!
Have you heard that Alex Jones was the first to talk about Epstein? You should prolly hear what Alex actually said about him from 2006 thru 2015
By @kudostoyou.bsky.social
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This is so gross that he can just steal my culture like this - not a shred of distortion or palm muted power chords is just pure disrespect
Made a last minute quick edit of the Knowledge Fight theme for no reason at all...
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Same with Ismaila Sarr, who is now showing what he would have brought to Liverpool if they had been taking him more seriously back during his time at Watford
Love that guy. He's been heavily underrated for a few years now and other than size, maybe, I couldn't understand why the mid/top table teams weren't giving him a look!
Comedian and Satirist Tim Heidecker's tweet from 2022, pushing a satirical #TrumpisDead hoax on twitter: Here's what we know: 1. Trump is dead (died badly) 2. @elonmusk has suppressed this news (or has he?) 3. Donald Trump Junior is now just plain Donald Trump please like and share. (Community notes were added below the tweet because the hashtag was spreading) Readers added context they thought people might want to know: Tim Heidecker is a comedian, not a reporter. This is satire.
Tim Heidecker's "Died Badly" phrase has popped into my head randomly to haunt & amuse me at least once a week ever since this post a few years back @timheidecker.bsky.social #Decker
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They would have, but they don't make calipers big enough
While starting to critique the performance of his intellectual counterpart, @mehdirhasan.bsky.social on Jubilee, Tim Pool invents the concept of an 8-hour political twitch stream wit Da Boyzsh!
@emmavigeland.bsky.social @samseder.bsky.social @mattlech.bsky.social @majorityreport.bsky.social
*Episode #1054
Yeah, sadly it was the "dark spot" in todays KF episode intro
Is that Finn Mckenty??? 🤣
RIP "It's a Matter of Time" 🥲⌛️
Really proud of this theme even tho Billy Joel stole a bunch of the parts from me by exploiting his deep state connections to the time tunnel
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Incredible Freudian slip... Petty, I know. But it's the type of thing that Alex exploits for years when done by his enemies
"Klee-ché" 🤯
You're acting like I demanded a mayor endorse an apartheid state! My request is slightly more reasonable
Zohran's multimedia team really crushes everything they touch
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Switzerland is beating the US Men's national soccer team 4-0 right now. I know there are real issues to deal with first, but if you fix everything, can you look into this problem?
A ton of stats comparing Switzerland and the USA. I can't write them all out, but, basically every category in Quality of Life and Economics favors the Swiss, except "Popularity," clearly faaaaaaaar more important than civil rights, avg income, stability etc...
I started searching the population difference between Switzerland and the USA, in order to contextualize how bad the #USMNT are doing, but I came across a site that made me realize the final score won't matter cuz they are better at everything & that's prolly why they have no friends.
USA USA USA
Why not make it a round 60? 😉
Happy Liberation Day, you two.
If you ever want it remixed, lemme know!
Digby, Digby.
M-S-1-3. It says M-S-1-3 in the sand
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Oooh, I just looked at the last few fixtures and saw the gooners play a suddenly unpredictable Southampton at St. Mary's while NUFC got lucky and since Man United and Tottenham decided to cosplay as Everton this season, yall don't have to face relegation-mode final stretch Pickford!
