SkyeCat

Reposting this banger

killer seven

wait HEY! can't have you upstaging me!!!!

I think I'm partly just extremely about being toothy pointy creaturethings

double gargd!!!!

you people are nuts

I think gargoylitude is communicable
Hey you should get on a plinth and figure out your pose while you have the chance :3

Black and white photo of an obese shorthaired tabby cat.It is lying upside down asleep in an upholstered chair.

Vintage chonkus. Photo from my collection, ca. 1950s.

Chomps you with stone teeth

#transformation #transfur #goo #Pokemon #Zigzagoon
I landed a Pokémon internship.
我找了份宝可梦实习

Gotta love a sculpture that does its best :3

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Scheme with me, slightly-purplier-than-usual kobold minion :3

You're looking great, perched there, like you're guarding the door or something! Rubbing your stony snoot about it cause you're doing a good job!!!

Well they've placed me in front of a computer for the workday but I'm not sure what they expect me to accomplish

bet it feels good as fuuuck for a gargoyle when someone is wandering in the dark towards it, and the beam of their flashlight falls on it when they're already so very close

and they just about jump out of their skin for a moment before feeling silly cause it's just a gargoyle
little do they know :3

A black and white cat sitting in a small cardboard box, patiently waiting for snacks

This is how Uni waits for his snacks :3

Ssilf, the mirror spirit! (Yours/Yours)
#Felsspellart
She only exists inside reflections, unless she takes someone else's place... the most obvious giveaway is that shes, well, mirrored! Don't worry: The new reflection can watch and feel everything as she does whatever she wants with you (as you) :)

Aww, hiiii good gargoyle :3

do you think it'd be embarassing to be regular ol petrified next to the gargoyle girlies and they're all like look at this dummy she's made of stone but she can't even moooveeee hahahahaha fake ass gargoyle. and then they break out the chisels and

ok whatever *turns you into a fucking

tough out there 😔

Hopefully it’s just that!
I’m too pretty to be gravel 😔

Fliss you gotta help me

If I get sacked, the only place that seems interested in my resume is a rock quarry, and I don’t think they have good intentions 😭

Freezing in place in the middle of a phone call while attempting to explain to work that I can’t come in because I go inanimate when the sun comes up

But like, gargoyle who’s in inanimate state being cared for and given a cleaning and admired and sitting there a flustered mess who can’t show it at the moment and auhgh???????

peak, there is Style here that I lov

two more gargoyle pfp's for some friends!!

now you know how i feel about what you put across my feed ehehehehe
(it's a good thing x3 )

me when i SWALLOW SLUDGE to TRANSFORM MYSELF