Thursday, Cocoa’s Treat Provider

me as i stay up all night to flip my sleep schedule back to the graveyard shift

Someone also pointed out that the first COVID circuit breaker tripped on... March 9, 2020

i call it “a war,” secretary of war hegseth

new gorillaz album is great but it also led to one of the most hilarious convos i’ve had in a while

me, while chatting with a friend about music: do you like gorillaz?
friend: uh, yeah? they’re okay
me: they just dropped a new album called ‘the mountain’
friend: what? how did gorillas play music??

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

i think about this every time i see dubai glazed in any way (ideal vacation destination, source of fad chocolate, etc)

David Lynch saying ‘One day, the sadness will end. But I don’t think today’s the day.’

god damn it i’m getting on a flight

Pombon, the goodest of boys. #Gen10

i can’t stop saying CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHKA? to myself

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

he sent this email at 9:01 AM

“please don’t put in the article that i got transported by ambulance after getting hit in the face with a snowball”

this is the first olympic video i’ve watched this year and it was worth it

Bluesky has the juice

i like my hotel room in korea except for the fact that when i sit on the toilet there’s a mirror with two extraordinarily unflattering angles of me at eye level

incheon international is very pretty but i couldn’t find any water fountains 😢

time for everyone’s favorite travel activity, ‘Navigating A Brand New City’s Subway System On Zero Sleep While Very, Very Thirsty’

there’s a constant flow of things that are radicalizing me, but the current one is ‘getting through the taiwan border took two seconds online and showing my passport while getting through the US border - as a US citizen! - usually requires getting interrogated by someone in military fatigues’

which one was it this time

just watched Contagion (2011) on my flight to taipei and i cannot possibly stress enough what a poor idea this was

sick

25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

scariest part here is by far the brave little toaster

I think about how when they sang La Marseillaise they were still in the midst of a war they did not know they were going to win.

yup; that is why i love AW1 and control but still haven’t played it