Chris Hine

Awesome, this guy rules.

💯

They’re all desperate to not miss out. Tech is often winner take all and a new battleground doesn’t come along everyday.

*ding*
"LinkedIn News sent a notification of I can’t read."

Thanks Siri

Cool guys catch 77,777 Pokémon.

Now comes what I like to call cardboard apocalypse.

OMGGGG. I just want to play UNO, why is there a dozen prompts and interruptions.

Utterly brain dead take.

Nonsense, I’m sure many are in relationships.

I have a print of this on my wall!

Screenshot of the Pokemon Go catch count badge showing 75000 caught.

Cool guys catch 75000 Pokemon

So strange to see Let Down having its moment 28 years later but I am all the way here for it.

Rent free, etc. etc.

High praise!

OMG yes. Such a fun feature. Got to recognize the Miis I would pass everyday on my commute.

A few words about “peaceful protests.”

1. At least 5% of people are uncontrollable assholes and will behave badly in any situation, let alone a high-tension one. So a large protest without ANYONE throwing shit, yelling slurs or for violence, etc. is likely not achievable.

/1

Wait this isn’t rikergoogling.

This is the closest I’ve come to considering buying their game. So I’d say it’s working.

there's something deeply fascinating about MAGA getting mad at Clippy. Doubly so in this case, when Elon specifally engineered his chatbot to please a group of ppl either lacking reading comprehension skills or too lazy to try.

U.S. limits Canadian access to iconic Stanstead, Que., border-straddling library | CBC News The U.S. government is making it more difficult for Canadians to access the Stanstead, Que., library, an iconic building that straddles the border, according to town and library officials.

The dumbest timeline continues unabated.

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I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs

Alas, I have but one like to give.

This is cute, but no less dumb than freedom fries.

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*Colin Kaepernick kneels*

White nationalist: “THIS IS UN-AMERICAN AND AN ATTACK ON OUR WAY OF LIFE!”

*Elon Musk does Nazi salute on inauguration day*

White nationalist: “HE HAS AUTISM! The woke libs are so insensitive. Also, what bad things have Nazi’s ever done really? Prove it.”

What I’d like to see is Trump gargle my balls. Then we can negotiate.

Trump’s so bad it got me praising Ford. Indeed, they can go fuck themselves. Not a novel take I know, but here we are.

The presidential equivalent of dumping out a basket of folded laundry so the Alzheimer’s patient can fold it again.