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@berschein.com

Writer, Illustrator and enjoyer of ramen, space, and speculative/science fiction. No hate. No bigotry. We share this rock, let’s act like it. Explore Malin Galaxy here: https://berschein.com

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“I’m thinking of getting back into vengeance.”

Quotes out of context.

#writing #writer

01.02.2026 04:29 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you. That’s a great way to look at it!

04.01.2026 03:56 👍 1 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Oof. I realized I’ve been super active all week and went for a hike this morning and was just too tired to do the self defense class I was looking forward to attending.

04.01.2026 03:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ever drive all the way to the gym to realize you just don’t have it in you to go? #burnout

04.01.2026 02:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The problem with finally getting some sleep, is that you want more of it. #selfcare #rest

02.01.2026 20:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When the clock strikes 11:11 do you ever just spend the whole minute making wishes? Just wishing and wishing for all the things you want in your life and success for your friends? #wishes #11:11 #trying #writers #idk

30.12.2025 07:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So I only washed one boxing wrap, and now I have to wash the second. Follow me for more tips on making basic tasks extra complicated. #adhd #dumb #whyamikethis

30.12.2025 03:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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25.12.2025 17:43 👍 5652 🔁 491 💬 198 📌 30

Starting a Very Shane Black Christmas with Lethal Weapon. #xmasmovies #xmas #happyholidays

25.12.2025 00:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ugh. Holidays. Amiright? #holidays

19.12.2025 21:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Salted caramel donuts. Yes.

17.12.2025 20:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When you’re like 2025 you’ve been a year. Let’s have a chill end to it… and then the car stereo dies.

03.12.2025 19:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you want to know exactly how out of shape you are, go to a beginning boxing class. You’ll find out.

Trust me.

#fitness #boxing

02.12.2025 18:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The fact that everything is a form of rent now makes it more topical than ever.

*Because everything is rent*

26.11.2025 17:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you. Me too. Feeling winded walking a few blocks is super not fun as it turns out.

04.11.2025 20:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know what’s cool? Being sick for four weeks. Never done anything cooler. 10/10.

/s

03.11.2025 19:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy Indigenous People’s Day!

13.10.2025 17:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Airport thoughts:

I wish more people were interested in keeping their germs to themselves.

Also no chips are worth 6.99.

There’s not enough restaurants in this terminal.

Please don’t sit right next to me when there’s fifty seats available.

#travel

01.10.2025 19:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is it I can’t remember to take any photos during a party.

28.09.2025 03:13 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Party prep is a lot of carrying heavy things to one place to be cleaned and then carrying them to another place to dry and then moving them to their party location. I think the tables and chairs are partying harder than anyone who will attend.
#bearthoughts

26.09.2025 19:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me: rage gazing at paintings from Picasso’s blue period

#arthistory

26.09.2025 00:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes!

16.09.2025 17:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s a very pretty font and easy to read. Are we beyond alignment? It feels a little Chaotic Good.

16.09.2025 17:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A chart illustrating fonts and alignment like in D&D. 
Times New Roman is Lawful Good, Georgia is Neutral Good, Garamond is Chaotic Good. Arial is Lawful Neutral, Cambria is True Neutral and Calibri is Chaotic Neutral. Courier is Lawful Evil, Comic Sands is Neutral Evil and Papyrus is Chaotic Evil.

A chart illustrating fonts and alignment like in D&D. Times New Roman is Lawful Good, Georgia is Neutral Good, Garamond is Chaotic Good. Arial is Lawful Neutral, Cambria is True Neutral and Calibri is Chaotic Neutral. Courier is Lawful Evil, Comic Sands is Neutral Evil and Papyrus is Chaotic Evil.

I prefer Palatino… what does that say about me? #writing #meme #alignmentchart #dnd

16.09.2025 17:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Certain seasons make me think I want to revisit old favorite videogame titles because it’s the season when I first played them. That ever happen to anyone else? The heat of summer has bled away and it feels like 100hr rpg weather #gaming #seasons

13.09.2025 15:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My kombucha is almost too fizzy to drink! Send help! #food #kombucha

06.09.2025 01:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Donuts and coffee are terrible for focus. What was I thinking? #baddecisions #writing #zoomies #food #coffee #sendmemes

03.09.2025 17:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know it’s gonna be a fun editing session when your notes to yourself involve a puke emoji aimed at a specific paragraph.

#writing #writingcommunity

03.09.2025 16:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What in the adorable!! #cuteart

29.08.2025 22:48 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hi brain, it’s me. Do you think we could have some focus today, or are you too busy being a feral attack panda?

Feral attack panda it is…

29.08.2025 22:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0