An old man buys newspaper, glances at front page, sighs and throws it straight out.
Next day: same again.
And again.
Eventually, seller asks. "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"
Wild crocus flower in bloom
Wild crocus flowers in bloom
Patch of Wild Crocus flowers in bloom
Found these wild crocus today under the trees 💜💚
Badge for 2600 day streak on Duolingo
So this happened this morning 🙌 #duolingo
People always get drunk and end up forgetting 🤣
Or when you accidentally look at something on Amazon and it recommends them to you for months
Who needs the Cola Truck? This is the only kind of Festive Lorre I like 🎅
Dear Betrayed…
Less than 2 months to Valentine’s Day, best get my card ordered 🥰
Tombstone of Divine
Today would have been Divine’s 70th birthday 🎈 #divine
Well I never…
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Did anyone realise?
Phew!
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Not too shabby #duolingo
Man in the 90s at the Windows 95 retail launch
All 28 of the installation floppy disks for windows 95 laid out
Anyone remember this? The #Windows95 launch and the number of floppies it took? I remember having to install it on 30 laptops, all lined up, moving the discs along the row (licensed of course) 🤭
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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
How Divine
Memo from Private Eye to our broadcasters
I don’t believe it!
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Took me a few attempts too 😩
Well that was a shock
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True story
🤭
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Sunrise over the North Sea
Cloud sunrise over the North Sea
This morning’s sunrise compared to the same day 2 years ago #sunrisephotography
