jumpsplat120

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

no!!! shake shack will kill patient. she needs in n out double double to live

i also have everything and fuck its too much like so much im running out space in my closet i need less stuff

On that doohickey grindset

My god, what have I done?!

Pornhub for Enterprise made me chuckle 😄

I heard they use AMD cards to render it

Pssh, you just haven't tried enough games! Like... uh... Harvest moon? Wait, no

born to play video game

forced to see gamer discourse online

Legend of Zelda screenshot. Malon: "Everyone seems to be turning evil…"

Relatable

All things broken 😞

important: i have been told that everything is computer but i have also concluded that all computers are broken, please advise

I love that :pussy: is there, insinuating that she doesn't click on emojis in the selection menu but has them all memorized and types them out by hand

I can't get over his fucking dead eyed smile 😭 why does he do that

Straight up "raiding it". and by it,,, well haha, let's justr say

I give this picture three big BOOMs

how could sonic do this

Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability

lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...

"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"

but I have aphantasia 😩

I'm no particular order:
Robot smooching.
Cracked out looter shooter.
A wholely unique sci fi universe.
Number go up simulator.
One of my favorite games.

does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?

even if the word is completely nonsexual and not related to illicit drugs or anything like that, autocorrect will very frequently ignore a completely obvious correction of an anatomical word, a scientific word, etc. meanwhile the things fucking autocapitalize and correct brand and product names.

demonitize

Woah be careful they might demonize u

old tech bad and new tech though??? How you say old tech good???? Impossible

Everyone says you can't tune a fish but that's due to the inherent microtonal nature of saltwater inhabitants. If you're willing to forgo 12-tet it's actually quite easy. This is why bass fish are fans of Bobby McFerrin, the jazziness is in their DNA

as part of our conservation program we are giving 12-gauge shotguns to all clouded leopards in our wildlife reserve. we’d like to remind our visitors “good luck, lmao”

kids these days are such wimps. when i was your age the child mortality rate was much higher

sorry I blacked out after you said giving nuns guns

I think it is so cool and fun where you literally have to own a Mac to build an iOS app. God forbid I make a fun little thing with friends without first laying down 3k for the newest fruit product