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fighting evil by moonlight, writing code by daylight🍦staff front end engineer @ fastly πŸ‘©β€πŸ’» new orleans ⚜️ she/her

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YES!!!

11.09.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember getting a demo disk for this game at Pizza Hut

09.09.2025 15:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

aww the blobs

22.05.2025 02:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😭

04.05.2025 18:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support Polygon Workers and the Vox Media Union, organized by Ashok Selvam On Thursday, May 1, Vox Media announced the sale of beloved video game s… Ashok Selvam needs your support for Support Polygon Workers and the Vox Media Union

Our GoFundMe to assist our former colleagues at @polygon.com is now live! Please support them if you can, and share widely even if you can't!

Thank you all for the kindness and care you've shared with Polygon and the union over the last 2 days β€” it means the world to us all. gofund.me/a21cbbdc

02.05.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 300 πŸ” 234 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

The high heel chair 😭

02.05.2025 01:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is completely devastating!!!!! 😭

02.05.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Polygon Sold To Valnet And Hit With Mass Layoffs [Update] One of the biggest gaming sites around was just blown up

oh my god. this is devastating. the launch of polygon was one of the things I am still most proud of in my career, and some of the work I did over there I’ll never beat. I haven’t worked at Vox in a while but I am so sad.

kotaku.com/polygon-sold...

02.05.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Screenshot of my StoryGraph app March reads. The midnight feast, you didn’t hear this from me, the hunting party, a killing cold, remarkably bright creatures, daisy darker, nothing to see here, and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow

Screenshot of my StoryGraph app March reads. The midnight feast, you didn’t hear this from me, the hunting party, a killing cold, remarkably bright creatures, daisy darker, nothing to see here, and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow

maybe I’ll start posting stuff on this website. proud of all the books I read in March!!

08.04.2025 20:12 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

could theoretically use 11ty with drupal as a headless cms πŸ˜†

06.04.2025 16:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is something an early 20s developer definitely says when they have 0 context about how writing and collaborating on a LOT of content for a website works??

05.04.2025 22:08 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been listening to anarchist punk music since I was in like 5th grade I think that’s why I am who I am

15.03.2025 17:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

for my son I use babylist πŸ˜† maybe one of those wedding registry sites would work for creating one lol

14.03.2025 17:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

dox them dox them

06.02.2025 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the code is generally not good either

06.02.2025 22:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And if they ask you to do it in a voice call or video call, send a follow up email reading "My understanding per our call is that I am directed by you to do the following: XYZ . Please confirm that this is what you are ordering me to do."

Not in writing? Not an order.

06.02.2025 19:29 πŸ‘ 439 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

okay the systems I worked in weren’t even actually that old (they were by tech standards) but still!!!

06.02.2025 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I worked in old govt systems and I promise you AI isn’t gonna be able to reason about that code with complex policy logic built in 😀

06.02.2025 01:55 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The people who think they are good at everything because they are good at coding are also bad at coding.

04.02.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 5658 πŸ” 1245 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 74

don't give a fuck that kids are going to die

04.02.2025 18:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cassidy is a fucking coward. you don't believe rfk's rhetoric so why did you approve him. oh right, so maybe you'll win your re-election.

04.02.2025 18:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bill Cassidy has showcased he is a spineless person who will put his life’s work to the trash for political gain.

He’s lost all credibility as a Doctor and a Senator who is upholding his oath. This Republican Party will do anything their thuggish leader tells them to do.

04.02.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm literally sick to my stomach over rfk. healthcare is so horrible in my state. already no one has to get vaccines to go to school. i am so terrified for my son's future.

04.02.2025 16:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Senator Bill Cassidy's X profile that says: Treated uninsured patients as a doctor in Louisiana’s charity hospital system, now serving the people of my state in the US Senate. Proud LSU grad! #GeauxTigers

A screenshot of Senator Bill Cassidy's X profile that says: Treated uninsured patients as a doctor in Louisiana’s charity hospital system, now serving the people of my state in the US Senate. Proud LSU grad! #GeauxTigers

what if bill cassidy actually helped uninsured people by getting them health care? you are not a savior for previously working in charity hospitals when you CREATE THE PROBLEMS THAT LAND PEOPLE THERE

04.02.2025 16:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bill Cassidy is a coward.

04.02.2025 15:35 πŸ‘ 424 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 9

feels nice to share something I made on the internet again 🀩

30.01.2025 03:01 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Last Year on Glitch! A round up of last year on Glitch.

Here’s some good news – today we announced the winners from Last Year on Glitch 2024. ✨

Check out the projects that inspired us, made us learn, made us laugh, and helped us out. Site design by the wonderful @allypalanzi.com πŸ’…

lyog.glitch.me

30.01.2025 00:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

DEMOCRACY LIFEHACK:

calling after hours and leaving a voicemail

call tonight!

29.01.2025 00:06 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Idk maybe you and your colleagues could do something

28.01.2025 21:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is bullshit. It’s called opposition. If people in the minority simply laid down in the face of oppression this country wouldn’t exist and you wouldn’t be able to smugly say something so stupid.

28.01.2025 19:31 πŸ‘ 904 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2