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For Canadians who will be affected by US tariffs, check out dontpayforusa.ca #dontpayforusa
raw-men instant noodles for cannibals
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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Vegas was aight
Merry Xmas! (Formerly Twittermas)
A meme with the title “Be like a Programmer” showing two cartoon panels. The first panel features a simplistic drawing of a character labeled “John” with a neutral expression. The accompanying text reads: “John is a programmer. John has 3 bugs to resolve, 2 functionalities to implement, and needs to attend a meeting.” The second panel shows the same character with a calm, relaxed expression and closed eyes. The text below states: “John decides to sleep.” The meme humorously highlights a programmer’s approach to overwhelming workloads.
First advance vote location reported in. It’s now 6,422 NDP, and 5,560 UCP.
Weird, all my drones have gone missing, and ChatGPT just started mocking me
A tall concrete wall beneath an overpass covered by a chain-link fence, featuring street art. On the right side, a hand-drawn cartoon character resembling Luigi from the Mario series leaps upward with one fist raised, wearing his signature green cap, green shirt, blue overalls, and brown boots. To the left, a series of black, bullet-shaped stencils are painted on the wall, each bearing white text such as “DEPOSE”, “DELAY”, and “DENY,” arranged in a line.
Just some cool graffiti
The image shows a juxtaposition of technological advancement and socioeconomic disparity. On the left, an advertisement promotes AI employees, with the slogan: “Artisans Won’t Complain About Work-Life Balance. The Era of AI Employees Is Here.” The ad features a futuristic-looking, digitally rendered woman’s face and the logo of the company “Artisan.” On the right, a disheveled individual appears to be homeless, sitting on the sidewalk next to a green bike lane, holding a small item in their hand, with a disposable coffee cup placed on the ground. In the background, tall urban buildings and city traffic emphasize the urban setting. The image starkly contrasts the promise of AI-driven innovation with the reality of human hardship.
The dystopia is here
The image shows a blue and black Onewheel, a self-balancing electric board with a single large wheel in the center and footpads on either side. Below the Onewheel, bold text reads: “BORN TO RIDE WORLD IS A FUCK Bonk Em All 2024 I am trail beast 410,757,864,530 BROKEN COLLARBONES”
This is for the #onewheel crew
It's ridiculous how much better my mood is when the sun comes out. I am no better than a flower
An important PSA
Is a marketing degree just a degree in gaslighting?
Or is that Cyber-Monday-extended-to-Friday-sale really the best sale of all time?
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A smiling possum
He thinks he is scary
When your mutual don’t reskeet your mediocre skeets
Puerto Ricans pissed Canada could become U.S. state before them
2004 Internet: MySpace and RuneScape
2024 Internet: Bluesky and RuneScape
Might be time to set some boundaries
Only received 5 Cyber Monday emails so far on this beautiful Wednesday morning 😌
I just wrote a terrible joke and realized it was terrible so I didn't post it. You're welcome.
everyday you are closer to your next costco hotdog
might have to give that a try sometime
Screenshot of a Reddit comment that says “I think we (in the US) should exclusively refer to migrants as Christians (which they overwhelmingly are). 'Texas plans concentration camp for illegal Christians.'”
👇 how to confuse a fascist 101
Cyber Monday being extended is a nightmare scenario for Garfield
A white Christmas tree with colorful lights
Xmas tree is a go
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