Perfect example of why everyone hates tech people. Perpetually aggrieved self righteous douchebags who cant even take the lightest ribbing of their unwarranted sense of self importance lol
man they even made harry kim in the 90s lame tech photo spread lame as fuck
The ShamWow infomercial guy is running for congress as a Republican and the last 2 seconds of his ad are WILD
randy johnson spent the offseason learning new pitches from an illicit serbian monastery. fasterball. "Doubleday's Nightmare". Curveball 2. fastestball. and now he has graduated to the deadliest bird of all: Man. Bonds laughs at bat; his Bane rig pulses. No spectators will leave Yankee Stadium alive
"Caves of Cud" - a Caves of Qud / Cow Tools crossover
Caves of Qud
you follow 1800 accounts, you ongoing social issue
what about the actual dead people in the region you fucking slime
DONTS I H FOR . WORK FOR T.
this is very much a 'what the fuck do you actually think dude' sort of question
the corollary to that is the people who live on their boat who are always penniless leftists (source: all the penniless leftists i know who live on boats)
the hollered 'you're wasting it' to the cable tv being left on and zorak saying 'its on, but we're not really watching it' to this day is the hardest i've ever laughed
imagine having your real name and photo attached on purpose to this howlingly idiotic statement
shut the fuck up
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
ringworm @prawn_meat donkey kong being a villain in industrial settings and a hero in jungle settings is a perfect illustration of what the unabomber was talking about 5:39 PM • 2018-11-22
truth
tumblr post from user threedollarsdotcom: "weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well"
games industry
i'm going to vote for whichever candidate summons The Shrike
am i going to have to become a juggalo just to avoid facial recognition now
what
You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
then leave and stop whining about it, the only thing thinner than internet pundits skin is fucking graphene
europe loves an environmentalist feminist political group called Génération Filles backed by Situationalist auteur Jacques-Henri Molesteur and animal rights activist Edith Petain and then it turns out they are Nazis
A somewhat janky digital rendering of the 60s version of the USS Enterprise rendered in greenish grays with orange highlights on the front of the nacelles and the deflector dish. There is a burst of whooshing rays behind it but the background is the default natural paper color I’ve been using and not space black. Reddish-orange text around the ship set in a Star Trek TOS font reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
an old pedophile
an older pedophile
i am starting to suspect that the mounbatten family are ghasts, or some sort of ghoul
a photo of a screen with two options. one says ' make it hot sand' with a picture of a sandwich. the other says 'make it cold sand' with a red strikethrough O
*pats belly full of sand*
either way yhou're eatin good
Update Day! New Wii Titles!
