not just me?
06.03.2026 22:39
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not just me?
I've run into a lot of strange issues with Word all of a sudden. Like, I suddenly couldn't highlight text. Then I could. Then I couldn't.
ME, STARING AT IG WITH PNEUMONIA: s'too many layers. s'too much clothes.
SWIPES
everybody s'too much clothes. s'all puffy now from too many clothes.
It's been almost a week and a half now, and at least the fever broke, but when does pneumonia stop dribbling you like a basketball? I sometimes feel awake and like I could do something, and then ten minutes later it's all LOL BACK TO BED I WAS JOKING. How long is this nonsense going to go on?
Hey on Monday come to Columbia College Chicago @ 12:30 to hear me and Joe Meno talk about our cross-platform storytelling project Question Mark Ohio: allium.colum.edu/readings-and...
Toad grabs a cast iron skillet from his kitchen. From "Christmas Eve" In *Frog and Toad All Year*
Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen.
“I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
move slow and repair things
I wrote about the first national book banning bill, which effectively seeks to erase trans people. At the end I include a link to let your reps know that you oppose this bill and all it stands for. lithub.com/why-we-must-...
UGGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I once had to stage manage a performance of Cirque du Soleil that I had never seen before, onc with extensive pyrotechnics and a man flying across the ceiling dressed as a massive bird, while dealing with live tigers and Jay Leno.
Girrllllllllll
One of my favorite parts of last night’s election results.
The only Democratic talking point should be: we don’t abandon anyone.
DO NOT COMPLY.
DO NOT OUT PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY VULNERABLE CHILDREN
The best autocorrect ever.
Well, Mario, that IS a problem, isn't it.
Years ago I pitched a “Tales-from-the-Crypt meets the Daily Show” half hour news show hosted by a Cryptkeeper-type and honestly I would really really watch the fuck out of that right now.
you have no idea how happy I was when I hit play and realized what was about to happen
ME: HE KNOWS ME NOW
OSCAR: well, no, Hank just
ME: WE’RE FRIENDS
OSCAR: mentioned you in passing and
ME: PROBABLY BEST FRIENDS
Thank you for saying my name to Jason. My heart began to glow.
Frog tries to spur Toad into cleaning his house, kinda in a passive-aggressive way if you ask me. Toad hides under the covers. From "Tomorrow" In *Days with Frog and Toad*
“Toad,” said Frog, “your pants and jacket are lying on the floor.”
“Tomorrow,” said Toad from under the covers.
This is tremendous!
And, wait, David and Stevie hooked up? *checks own books* *notices characters named Stevie and David* *looks at wig* *wig looks back*
A wig named Maureen
There she is! Me! There me is! Maureen the wig! I’m on TV!
Ep. 10: Honeymoon. MOIRA HAS A WIG NAMED MAUREEN. My new television friends are talking to me! The Breaking Dawn was the sign but this…THIS IS PROOF.
Sarah I must do what is Right
If you are a real friend you’d watch it
Ep. 9: Carl’s Funeral. “Nothing says we’ll miss you like an except from Breaking Dawn.” Is this a trap? Are you trying to lure me in? I should watch Breaking Dawn after this with my friend @dansinker.com who has never seen it and i cannot let that stand. It is the marble monument of our times.
From Schitt’s Creek: Ronald makes a typing motion while Johnny Rose looks on in horror. I get it, Johnny.
Oh no maybe I am Roland. Is that me typing? Is that my editors watching in horror? Whose back is that? Hark, who goes there? Who is on my trellis? Who brought me a trellis?
I’m on Ep. 8, Allez-Vous. Chase that champagne Audi you beautiful bitches. You’re worth it. I’m worth it. We’re all worth it. Maybe I am Stevie? Do I flatter myself? Do I dare to eat a peach? Not with this cough! Next ep!