one of my coworkers misspelled Judith and i saw an opportunity

sinna so real

boob sky

gotta be the biggest fig i ever had. i ate 1/4 and it was still massive

big news for the ice pikmin fanbase

also got this pencil holder and the tote bag buddy ,,,, i love my penpal so much you guys this is unreal

oh my fucking god

fries at the bar yesterday was just kraft cheese on frozen fries

avocado toast for kevin

we should let this dude organize one expedition per year just to keep morale up

father offers theory

It’s a me, Mario

C’est moi, Mario

Absolutely dying at the French translation in this Mario in-store display in Paris

this party was soooo crazy I bet you're getting so much fomo from not being there

piklynn imo

A photo of a police car in the foreground and the twitter headquarters in san francisco in the background. It appears the Twitter sign is in process of being dismantled and the ER of the word Twitter remains

I guess Elon didn't get the permits to change the Twitter sign to "X", the cops shut it down, and now it just says

"Er"

Which feels right somehow.

played zelda in an absurd space yesterday

beginning an exercise in sensory deprivation (forgot to bring my switch on a roadtrip)

someone hypothetically asking me "so what would your ideal date look like?" And in my mind I think "watching a YouTuber with less than 10k subscribers review an obscure Sega Saturn game I will never play" but I say "haha idk maybe going to the beach or a nice restaurant"

does it come with a propeller or are people expected to cross a lake over the course of a full day lol

started my first lego set in over 10 years !!! starry night :))

also the secret compartment pikmin

and the transparent bag and the plush keychain and

i need the ice pikmin mould

i don’t understand besty😭

first blue skweet!!! here is my lovely (slightly burnt) breakfast