Damn, so close. One more Pam Bondi out of his and she would have appeared.

How it started / How it ended.

The toddler will redefine total surrender when he gets bored.

Or until his poll numbers start to get to him.

Or until Epstein retakes the news cycle - then he'll attack Cuba or Greenland.

And yes, she does wear the cowboy hat.

The con doesn't fall far from the con tree.

Israel is bombarding, literally bombarding, two Middle East capitals, Beirut and Tehran, killing 100s of civilians, and yet the US and UK media continue to portray Iran as the threat to the region.

Israel has nukes, but Iran is the nuclear threat.

We live in Orwellian times.

Just wait until we see the fallout from the American grift going on under the current administration.
It will make Russia look like amateurs.

Swap out Iran for Afghanistan and his criticism of the Afghan withdrawal fits Trump's Iran execution perfectly.

But it's crickets from Carlos "The Bootlicker" Gimenez.

The fuck kind of answer is this

Because nobody wants Noem and Lewandowski reproducing.

Shield of the Americas latex condoms.

1. How many planes will she buy as Special Envoy?

2. Is Corey Lewandowski staying at DHS and will he have to sleep with MarkWayne?

3. Actually surprised Trump didn't appoint the guy (Sen. Tim Sheehy) that broke the Marines arm.

His magical tariffs will pay for the war.

It is always important to call out a liar and a bully.

Trump thinks he's on The Apprentice.

ICYMI: Here is @aoc.bsky.social's explanation to @mollyjongfast.bsky.social as to why she, a sexual assault survivor herself, voted to block Nancy Mace's resolution:

Trump says he must be involved in picking Iran's next leader.

Dude thinks he's still on The Apprentice.

Predators DC coming to a theater near you Summer 2026.

The Dotard Doctrine.

NOPE

I get a very strong "It puts the lotion on its skin" vibe from this dude.

You had me at MAGA is revolting.

And also - June 2025.