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B2B & DTC Solutions Architect ( I build emails ) I build servers in my free time. I like pineapple on my pizza.

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I am frequently disappointed by games that had hundreds of talented professionals doing their best for years, with budgets in the tens (or even hundreds) of millions of dollars, and you think genAI is going to be able to make a game I won't mock mercilessly?

Have you ever even played a videogame?

18.02.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

I’m so lonely …

31.03.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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”You’re the biggest freak of us all”

Watch this exclusive clip as the Creature Commandos prepare for their final task and get hyped for the finale, dropping January 9 on Max!

08.01.2025 22:02 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Super stoked to have this in my watchlist for the next couple of months/years!

29.12.2024 11:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Panel 1
August and Gustopher have just finished watching an episode of a show and they have strong opinions. Mewbert is also there.
August: Wow, that episode was bad.
Gustopher: THE WHOLE SHOW IS BAD!

Panel 2
Gustopher: The plot makes no sense. The acting is terrible. It's a waste of time.

Panel 3
August and Gustopher sit in silence. Internally, August is finds himself impressed at Gustopher's developing ability to view media a little more critically. Mewbert is unimpressed because Gustopher has his arms crossed and is not petting her.

Panel 4
August: Do you want to watch another episode?
Gustopher: YEAH! Let's make popcorn!
And thus, Gustopher takes a concerning step towards the path of becoming an internet critic.

Panel 1 August and Gustopher have just finished watching an episode of a show and they have strong opinions. Mewbert is also there. August: Wow, that episode was bad. Gustopher: THE WHOLE SHOW IS BAD! Panel 2 Gustopher: The plot makes no sense. The acting is terrible. It's a waste of time. Panel 3 August and Gustopher sit in silence. Internally, August is finds himself impressed at Gustopher's developing ability to view media a little more critically. Mewbert is unimpressed because Gustopher has his arms crossed and is not petting her. Panel 4 August: Do you want to watch another episode? Gustopher: YEAH! Let's make popcorn! And thus, Gustopher takes a concerning step towards the path of becoming an internet critic.

Bad Episode - Gator Days

13.12.2024 18:49 πŸ‘ 8373 πŸ” 677 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 58

Petting my cat on my chest, realizing he’s basically a tiny puma who could attack my face if I displease him. And yet I keep feeding him so he can grow strong enough to maybe kill me in my sleep one day.

08.12.2024 15:39 πŸ‘ 1285 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 4

Really looking forward to a new mind bending movie!!!

Welcoming any recommendations that are similar to Predestination!

09.12.2024 14:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#Dark premiered on Netflix 7 years ago today

02.12.2024 08:00 πŸ‘ 675 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 71

Haha! Thanks for the warm welcome Robert!

02.12.2024 15:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely love the whole experience on Bluesky! Goodbye twitter/X.

I can’t say how much I love the smoother experience.

02.12.2024 14:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0