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Go to sleep. I'll ping you if anything goes down

two stuffed animals are sitting next to each other in a dark room Alt: two Muppets chatting in a theater balcony

Interviewer: Timothée Chalamet:

Fuck Messi

Dummy Donald and Doofy Doocy beefing is a great way to kick off a weekend 🤜 🤛

wisdom!

this post should have an EGREGIOUS SIMILES warning 🚧⚠️

Judging from the prose, the Pentagon appears to be using AI to announce the death of soldiers. If it’s not AI, it’s a person who simply does not care.

can always count on you for the deepest of deep cuts 🤣

REPUBLICANS

Represented by the esteemed firm of
Super Mario & Bros. 🍄

luckily I don’t have a car
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oni.xxkayxx 21h • Replacing Kristi Noem with Markwayne Mullin is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt

skskskskssk

a cartoon character sitting in a chair with the words who wears short shorts below him Alt: a cartoon character sitting in a chair with the words who wears short shorts below him

Zero leg days for Rogan

LOVE IT

Green Joe Rogan and Kash Patel

gonna tell my kids this is shrek and donkey

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

Kristi sorted. Now do Pam Bondi

It’s Friday. I don’t trust it.

Uhhhhh this is not the flex he thinks it is

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

WE'RE NOT GOING BACK

...welp

TRANS FACTS The regret rate for Trans surgeries is <1% The regret rate for hip replacement 5-10% Getting tattoos 15-25%, having children 5-14% Trans women who molested cis women in toilets = 0 Children do not have irreversible procedures There are several variations outside XX and XY "Biological sex" is a spectrum not a binary Intersex people have used bathrooms forever Intersex people compete in sport with no issues Trans women have no physical advantage in sport Trans kids who are supported live longer Anti-Trans legislation causes spikes in Trans su!cides 99% of Trans people say hostile media coverage damages their mental health

Pass it on...🏳️‍⚧️

Ew, no.

*motions to everything*

Gonna start a second war to distract people from the first one.

Ryan Murphy presents a new limited series: