zach

yippee

this kinda rules as a criticism of obama ngl

Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

@democracynow.org :]

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Meow just spills out of you.

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

*hiss*

NO

Steve-O got a ruptured testicle by letting one of his castmates jump on his crotch with a pogo stick and he is unquestionably more morally sophisticated than most of our sitting lawmakers

yeah i call you that all the time babe

The IDF releases drone footage of bombing an obvious decoy painted helicopter

Description:
“The Air Force continues to strike the aerial capabilities of the Iranian regime”

t.me/idf_telegram...

JFK gay Asf for falling asleep when Cat's phat ass out like this 👀

if u would please join hands and bow ur heads,
I'd like to lead us in meowing at u

Do you want to join my religion? What's your religion? Cat says meh I'm interested

With Fire Red and Leaf Green on Switch now, there’s probably people playing Pokémon who have never played a classic 2D Pokémon game before, so just some advice: remember that holding down and B when throwing a Pokéball will help increase the odds of catching the Pokémon

James Talarico has won the Texas senate democratic primary defeating Rep. Jasmine Crockett

Jasmine Crockett will be replaced in her district by Frederick Haynes, a pastor who called Israel an apartheid state on October 8, 2023

everyone knows

he's the baby 🥺

tiny parts like this can have trouble sticking to the bed reliably. there's like a hundred different things to do for improving bed adhesion but adding a brim is an easy last resort

just long enough to get the feds off my back

estrogen

yeah i bet

im meowing at u :]

Nature is so beautiful

*points at your dick* mind if i get a honk off that bobo?

they're even more beautiful in person

Hahahahahahahahaahahahaahhaahahahahahaahhaahahhahahhahaahaahahaahahhahahahahaahahahavahahhaaha*inhale*ahahaahaahahahahahaahaahhaahahahahahahaahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaah get wrecked douchebags.

im doing well! hope you're still surviving