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Why do I smile at people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?

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Que jogo irritante!

12.03.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nรฃo รฉ possรญvel

12.03.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Puta merda

12.03.2026 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Que passe do Bidon!

12.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nรฃo sei se รฉ o contraste do Premier, mas o gramado da arena tรก muito bonito!
Serรก que deram um tapa nessa semana sem jogos?

12.03.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True. I think it has something to do with the developer stereotype: man, socially awkward, working isolated, that complains about everything and everyone. And a little bit of rockstar mentality.

11.03.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Decretaram o fim da catimba na NWSL.

11.03.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, what????

11.03.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2 reais ou um 1:1 misterioso?

11.03.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Craque Neto sempre trazendo os nรบmeros que importam

10.03.2026 11:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 360 ๐Ÿ” 92 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Mรฃe de deus

10.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eu acho que entendi o ponto dela aqui, mas os clubes e seleรงรตes estรฃo fugindo mesmo do sub 23. Pra acabar com essa Gap aqui teria que reduzir a idade do grupo principal, nรฃo necessariamente criar um sub 23.

10.03.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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tendo uma crise existencial pensando que jรก existe gente velha o bastante pra ganhar salรกrio mas nova o suficiente pra nunca ter visto uma nota de 10 reais dos 500 anos

09.03.2026 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 240 ๐Ÿ” 62 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

holy fuckin shit lmao

a supply chain attack perpetrated by a prompt injection in a github ISSUE TITLE

eh. coding agents? what could go wrong

06.03.2026 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 380 ๐Ÿ” 97 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Nรฃo querendo fazer vontade, mas comi um bolo de maรงรฃ, canela e nozes que o cheiro estava รณ ๐Ÿ˜‹

05.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 351 ๐Ÿ” 108 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Inspired by npmx, I built Nugetz โ€” a modern way to search and explore the NuGet registry.

The .NET ecosystem deserved a better UX.

nugetz.dev

05.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nota ร  imprensa

O Mourรฃo que foi preso hj no esquema do Banco Master tentou se suicidar na PF

www.gov.br/pf/pt-br/ass...

04.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 106 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Eu uso pois nรฃo tenho senso de moda. Tudo preto รฉ mais difรญcil de errar

04.03.2026 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Teve uma querida que me bloqueou nesta rede, uma pessoa que nunca vi na vida ou interagi, fui olhar o perfil dela e tentar entender o pq.

Descobri que um dia do nada ela bloqueou TODOS os Marcelos desta rede.

Essa pessoa merece uns 20 pontos.

03.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1127 ๐Ÿ” 240 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55 ๐Ÿ“Œ 82
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One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

02.03.2026 10:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 13567 ๐Ÿ” 4300 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 132 ๐Ÿ“Œ 177

fuck, Iโ€™m sorry, I canโ€™t compete with this

03.03.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 17726 ๐Ÿ” 4073 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53 ๐Ÿ“Œ 834

Eu nรฃo entendi como ele levou "USian" como ofensa. Tipo ??????

02.03.2026 12:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tem um post antigo sobre Israel nessas situaรงรตes que eu nรฃo consegui achar, mas era mais ou menos assim: 1) nรฃo temos conhecimento; 2) se houve, foram eles; 3) fomos nรณs, mas eles eram terroristas; 4) fomos nรณs, mas foi um erro desculpรกvel; 5) por que vocรช ainda estรก perguntando, vocรช รฉ antissemita?

01.03.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 434 ๐Ÿ” 151 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves.
Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone.
That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins.
If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after.
Sahar Delijani, Iranian author

I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves. Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone. That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins. If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after. Sahar Delijani, Iranian author

I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own governmentโ€™s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds.

I support neither imperialism or dictatorship.

Sahar Delijani said it best:

01.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 10179 ๐Ÿ” 3610 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43 ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

"These claims deserve scrutiny, not because they are entirely wrong, but because they echo promises made in 1959, in 1973, in 1985, and in 2015. "

01.03.2026 09:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
David Lynch saying โ€˜One day, the sadness will end. But I donโ€™t think todayโ€™s the day.โ€™

David Lynch saying โ€˜One day, the sadness will end. But I donโ€™t think todayโ€™s the day.โ€™

28.02.2026 08:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 6924 ๐Ÿ” 1899 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Mas isso รฉ a cara do Corinthians, essa nhaca, essa tiriรงa. Agora vai sofrer, vai subir a ladeira, PRA TENTAR EMPATAR

01.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- tio, fala tรกbua
- tรกuba
- fala botijรฃo
- bujรฃo uai
- mortadela
- morTANdela
- e qual banda รฉ essa que tรก tocando na JBL, tio
- ๐“’๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ฎ๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ฌ๐“ฎ ๐“’๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ป๐”€๐“ช๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐“ก๐“ฎ๐“ฟ๐“ฒ๐“ฟ๐“ช๐“ต

28.02.2026 17:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 787 ๐Ÿ” 191 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11