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Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜 If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) —- Regards, ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™ New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

they should make a version of GitHub with lower downtime. we could do better I think

inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment

laserssssss

A screenshot of “Rovo”, Jira’s annoying chatbot. The user asks a question: “What other tickets can I do today?” It responds: “WOOF!! 🐾 woof-woof-woof RUFF RUFF bark bark”

is Jira okay?

"don't wear kink gear in public, regardless of whether or not it actually shows anything"

ok so you will also get upset at seeing people in... wetsuits, sneakers, hazmat suits, high heels, tennis socks, helmets, boots, mtx gear,... right? RIGHT? Because a ton of people get off on all of that too

dude if you get upset over seeing a pup hood you need to fucking grow up lmao.

"but what about the children????" It's A Dog Hat You Fucking Moron. It's A Hat Shaped Like A Dog. that's literally all there is to it.

"but i think it's weird" i really don't care, keep it to yourself

a numbers station machine.

WELCOME TO 96.9, THE RAVEN
[EXPLOSION SFX]
WHERE IT'S NOTHING BUT NUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
[AUSTIN POWERS "YEAH, BABY"]
NUMBERS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
[JURASSIC PARK "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT"]
GET IN TO THE MIX
[HOMER SIMPSON "WOO HOO"]
STARTING *NOW*

1... 2... 3... 4...

5...

it's friday baby you know what that means

lol what channel is this

Ohhhhhh now I get it

FWA 2025: Red Means Recording YouTube video by furryweekend

I got to work with Arp @jjbbllkk.bsky.social and a radical crew to put on and TD Red Mean Recording's live set on
www.youtube.com/watch?v=patp...

went to the soup store and they gave me a possum, call that a mar-soup-ial

Saying hello to Contrast!

Beautifully crafted by @shuze-926.bsky.social (y'all better go follow them) & photos by @ironyote.bsky.social #furry #fursuit

wet claude
enable wet claude
how to get wet claude
wet claude walkthrough guide

what to do claude is wet
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how to dry my claude

So glad to be able to share this.
Drum and bass set, shelter, 10/4/25
Album release party? Sure why not.

opossum fact: an opossum would not declare martial law

call that waspplebees

honestly not right now, the funk soul brother

Long live the king. Snow leopard watching his sibling who was just biting his ear falling upside down

A snow leopard Pounces

Snow leopard spins

Bite tail bite tail bite tail

Snow Leopard Kittens are Rambunctious!!!!

modern art

Massive Creator Platform Fansly Bans Furries Blaming payment processor restrictions, Fansly—a platform creators flocked to after OnlyFans announced it'd ban sex—announced it's changing the rules for multiple types of content.

Fansly Just Banned Furries

🔗 www.404media.co/fansly-ban-f...

My FWA 2025 set will drop tomorrow as a free download on Bandcamp and a full-length visualilzer / lyric video on YouTube. Excited to share this.

OUT NOW!

Watch my @furryweekend.com set on YouTube and stream it on Soundcloud!

Links below!

oh these are awesomeeee

agreed