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So, one every five years or so?

06.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSlurs filled a chat” is a beaut

06.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1307 πŸ” 166 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 4
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Exclusive: US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on Saturday but have not yet reache...

"US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say"

06.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6

she's been eating protein powder and strawberries there's no calcium in that diet Kaylee!!

05.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah I don't know anyone who still wants it who isn't also a colossal douche, so

05.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how much of a fuckhead do you have to be to flip the bird to party leadership on this vote when Gottheimer knuckled under lol

(Cuellar and Golden are known issues, but Vargas and Landsman wtf)

05.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is SO AWESOME. Paxton trying to big time Trump with something Trump loves and trying to squeeze an endorsement out of it is the Hail Mary of content we need here.

Well played, shithead

05.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And before you ask, yes, sometimes the eunuchs are also the nerds

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The entire service and information economy, all welfare programs and humanitarian aid, everything that we watch and hear, all suffer from a similar problem: does the work work? And unfortunately society doesn't want an answer that requires three tiers of eunuchs or nerds to explain.

05.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's only one piece!! It's so easy by comparison

05.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne Mullin, the guy who tried to fight a Teamster president in a Senate hearing?

05.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
"I respect Bernie Sanders because he's an open socialist, and you know that he's a communist so you know what you're getting. Rand Paul's a freaking snake. And I understand completely why his neighbor did what he did. And I told him that to his face."

"I respect Bernie Sanders because he's an open socialist, and you know that he's a communist so you know what you're getting. Rand Paul's a freaking snake. And I understand completely why his neighbor did what he did. And I told him that to his face."

This is what Markwayne Mullin said about Rand Paul a couple weeks ago.

Anyway, guess who chairs the Senate Homeland Security Committee

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1163 πŸ” 256 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 40

justice for cricket

05.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry; this wasn't right.

He only has to fuck Corey Lewandowski if the Senate confirms him.

05.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

05.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 20252 πŸ” 4533 πŸ’¬ 683 πŸ“Œ 376
Married with Children sign for Al Bundy's "NO MA'AM:  National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood" - that text underneath the female symbol contained by a big red circle with a line through it.

Married with Children sign for Al Bundy's "NO MA'AM: National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood" - that text underneath the female symbol contained by a big red circle with a line through it.

Mullin transition theme: Noem to NO MA'AM

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jeffries calls Kristi Noem "a living breathing article of impeachment"

05.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 4665 πŸ” 915 πŸ’¬ 196 πŸ“Œ 69

Kristi Noem misattributing a paraphrase of Rudyard Kipling to George Orwell really does sum it all up huh

05.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 4195 πŸ” 816 πŸ’¬ 147 πŸ“Œ 45

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

05.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 12533 πŸ” 2410 πŸ’¬ 484 πŸ“Œ 334

nailed it

05.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I truly do think all of the "Noem out, Mullin in" posts and stories are failing American democracy right now!

Trump is announcing his nominee.

That's it.

If the Senate majority wants to confirm him, they're a part of thisβ€”even after knowing what they know now.

And that matters come November.

05.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 2527 πŸ” 577 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 53

telling myself that this clip was the last straw

05.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 2619 πŸ” 449 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 11

"withdraw so you don't cost us this seat but don't resign so you don't cost us power"

The party of moral values ladies and gentlemen!

05.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Called again and got through to humans in Schumer's and Gillibrand's office right now. Call your senators, friends. Do it today.

05.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas" is some hilarious bullshit title.

05.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 317 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 14

tough news for Senator Mullin who now has to fuck Corey Lewandowski

05.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

"Special Envoy to the Farm Upstate"

05.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Noem leaving DHS to spend more time with her special government employee

05.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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More than 20 states sue over new global tariffs Trump imposed after his stinging Supreme Court loss Some two dozen states are challenging President Donald Trump’s new global tariffs in court. On Thursday, the states filed a lawsuit over import taxes he imposed after a stinging loss at the Supreme Court.

BREAKING: More than 20 states sue over new global tariffs President Trump imposed after the Supreme Court loss.

05.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 410 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 10
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Pervert Politics: Trumpism’s Body Obsessions How Republicans went from the party of prudes to the party of perversion.

"Hegseth’s vision of the American military is preoccupied with an ideal of the male formβ€”one that’s a kind of modern mishmash of Spartan imagery and homoerotic fascist machismo. But that is only one facet of the Trumpian right’s fixation on the body." www.liberalcurrents.com/pervert-poli...

05.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3