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was "special assistant to the glorious shield defending the republic" not available

06.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lots of bad in the world but I just saw that a health care provider list me as "pleasant" in my chart so I'll be living off that for the rest of today

06.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 1616 πŸ” 368 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 0

SOLID

06.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The reason she SHOULD have been fired.

06.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 1715 πŸ” 329 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 7

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

06.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 1180 πŸ” 424 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 21

maybe he'll find something in the secretarial pool

06.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

man these job loss numbers

06.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Job growth is stalled dead as huge amounts of policy uncertainty from POTUS reduces businesses’ willingness to invest in jobs:

+13K/mo over most-recent 12 months
-1K/mo over most-recent 6 months
+6K/mo over most-recent 3 months
-92K this past month

06.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
The U.S. lost 92,000 jobs in February, the Labor Department said Friday, missing expectations.
That was short of January's gain of 126,000 jobs, and worse than the gain of 50,000 jobs that economists polled by The Wall Street Journal had expected to see.

The U.S. lost 92,000 jobs in February, the Labor Department said Friday, missing expectations. That was short of January's gain of 126,000 jobs, and worse than the gain of 50,000 jobs that economists polled by The Wall Street Journal had expected to see.

A directional miss www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...

06.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 9
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The U.S. economy has lost jobs since "Liberation Day."

06.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 298 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 10
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This is not good.

06.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 1038 πŸ” 482 πŸ’¬ 99 πŸ“Œ 105

This is a winnable district for Democrats. This was Will Hurd's district, prior to which it was held by Democrats in the early-to-mid 2010.

06.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

So, one every five years or so?

06.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSlurs filled a chat” is a beaut

06.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1524 πŸ” 186 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 6
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Exclusive: US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on Saturday but have not yet reache...

"US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say"

06.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7

she's been eating protein powder and strawberries there's no calcium in that diet Kaylee!!

05.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah I don't know anyone who still wants it who isn't also a colossal douche, so

05.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

how much of a fuckhead do you have to be to flip the bird to party leadership on this vote when Gottheimer knuckled under lol

(Cuellar and Golden are known issues, but Vargas and Landsman wtf)

05.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is SO AWESOME. Paxton trying to big time Trump with something Trump loves and trying to squeeze an endorsement out of it is the Hail Mary of content we need here.

Well played, shithead

05.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And before you ask, yes, sometimes the eunuchs are also the nerds

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The entire service and information economy, all welfare programs and humanitarian aid, everything that we watch and hear, all suffer from a similar problem: does the work work? And unfortunately society doesn't want an answer that requires three tiers of eunuchs or nerds to explain.

05.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's only one piece!! It's so easy by comparison

05.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne Mullin, the guy who tried to fight a Teamster president in a Senate hearing?

05.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
"I respect Bernie Sanders because he's an open socialist, and you know that he's a communist so you know what you're getting. Rand Paul's a freaking snake. And I understand completely why his neighbor did what he did. And I told him that to his face."

"I respect Bernie Sanders because he's an open socialist, and you know that he's a communist so you know what you're getting. Rand Paul's a freaking snake. And I understand completely why his neighbor did what he did. And I told him that to his face."

This is what Markwayne Mullin said about Rand Paul a couple weeks ago.

Anyway, guess who chairs the Senate Homeland Security Committee

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1254 πŸ” 268 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 40

justice for cricket

05.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry; this wasn't right.

He only has to fuck Corey Lewandowski if the Senate confirms him.

05.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

05.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 21276 πŸ” 4712 πŸ’¬ 714 πŸ“Œ 385
Married with Children sign for Al Bundy's "NO MA'AM:  National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood" - that text underneath the female symbol contained by a big red circle with a line through it.

Married with Children sign for Al Bundy's "NO MA'AM: National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood" - that text underneath the female symbol contained by a big red circle with a line through it.

Mullin transition theme: Noem to NO MA'AM

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jeffries calls Kristi Noem "a living breathing article of impeachment"

05.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 4872 πŸ” 947 πŸ’¬ 215 πŸ“Œ 75