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The Wellington Skellington (Ngāpuhi, Ngāti Kahu, Pākehā). He/him/ia. Biscuit Tin Enthusiast. Aotearoa New Zealand. ✅✅

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It could be NZ's tallest residential tower, but will Seascape ever be finished? Two years since construction halted and its owner went into receivership, the future of the 56-storey Seascape is up in the air.

Nationalise it, finish the build, and give it to Kainga Ora to rent out half the apartments at market rent and half as social housing. #NZPOL

06.03.2026 00:36 👍 34 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Man this game is extremely charming

05.03.2026 05:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know it's nothing like Stardew Valley really, I just thought I was clever.

04.03.2026 22:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The title screen for Pokemon Pokopia

The title screen for Pokemon Pokopia

Has anyone called it "Staryu Valley" yet? How about "Cormac McCarthy's Victory Road"?

04.03.2026 22:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
A limited edition tea towel celebrating twenty years of Home Alone Records.

A limited edition tea towel celebrating twenty years of Home Alone Records.

I started going to Home Alone gigs shortly after moving to Wellington, and I don't think I would have felt as home here so quickly if it weren't for the community I immediately found myself part of. Here's to many more years of great music and great people.

01.03.2026 23:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Frances Grass performs outdoors, surrounded by greenery

Frances Grass performs outdoors, surrounded by greenery

Lake South and Band perform indoors.

Lake South and Band perform indoors.

A selfie of Dave, wearing a hat and a shirt with whales on it.

A selfie of Dave, wearing a hat and a shirt with whales on it.

Just after sunset, looking out over a beautiful garden on the slopes of Mount Victoria.

Just after sunset, looking out over a beautiful garden on the slopes of Mount Victoria.

No better way to spend the last day of summer than by celebrating the twentieth birthday of Home Alone Records, the little DIY record label that's behind a staggering amount of my favourite Aotearoa NZ music of the last... well, 20 years I suppose.

01.03.2026 23:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
4 iran analysis stories on the Stuff home page, only the one about a Kiwi family in the Gulf is not a telegraph reprint.

4 iran analysis stories on the Stuff home page, only the one about a Kiwi family in the Gulf is not a telegraph reprint.

3 of these 4 stories are reprints from the Telegraph. Outsourcing foreign policy analysis to a paper as nakedly ideological as that - and not informing readers until the END of the analysis - is A Choice that I think reflects poorly on stuff.

01.03.2026 18:57 👍 81 🔁 34 💬 3 📌 0

Not sure which is tragedy and which is farce

28.02.2026 09:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Dr. Manhattan on Mars meme. "It is 1990. I am 29 years old. In two weeks, Iran will have nuclear weapons. It is 2008. I am 37 years old. In two weeks, Iran will have nuclear weapons. It is 2026. I am 54 years old. In two weeks, Iran will have nuclear weapons."

The Dr. Manhattan on Mars meme. "It is 1990. I am 29 years old. In two weeks, Iran will have nuclear weapons. It is 2008. I am 37 years old. In two weeks, Iran will have nuclear weapons. It is 2026. I am 54 years old. In two weeks, Iran will have nuclear weapons."

Second verse, same as the first

27.02.2026 16:39 👍 757 🔁 198 💬 20 📌 8
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Kawanabe Kyōsai, Skeleton Wearing a Top Hat Playing the Shamisen for a Small Dancing Yōkai, 1871-78

26.02.2026 11:26 👍 99 🔁 37 💬 1 📌 3

STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”

26.02.2026 07:40 👍 164 🔁 65 💬 0 📌 2
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a cartoon of milhouse from the simpsons says everything 's coming up milhouse ! ALT: a cartoon of milhouse from the simpsons says everything 's coming up milhouse !

Got a job interview next week, though (which I'm not gonna talk about too much in advance just in case I jinx it).

26.02.2026 04:17 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Government deciding whether US should get access to New Zealanders' biometric data Officials are in talks with the US about a new travel deal.

As the chair of @nzccl.org.nz said,

"We wouldn't give other countries like China or Russia full access into our police and biometrics databases, would we?"

Absolutely disgusting that this is being contemplated, let alone that it might be decided without Parliament.

www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

25.02.2026 19:13 👍 76 🔁 32 💬 6 📌 7

<3 <3 <3

24.02.2026 23:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyway, the job market sucks and I sure did pick an especially niche job niche, I'm running down my savings, public transport is expensive so I don't leave the house all that often, and I'm nearly out of coffee... but you know what? I still made the right choice to quit my job.

24.02.2026 23:21 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I mean, I don't really WANT to start a business (I'm perfectly happy operating as a sole trader for now), but it's a matter of principle, y'know.

24.02.2026 23:18 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It's been three months since I left my job, which means my non-compete clause has expired and I can now do whatever the hell I want. It's perverse that my non-compete period is identical to the Work and Income ineligibility stand-down period. Anyway, now I'm free to start a consulting firm.

24.02.2026 23:18 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The "A" stands for "Antarctica"

24.02.2026 22:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Dozens of jobs on offer at coolest place on Earth Antarctica New Zealand is on the hunt for 40 people to work in one of the most remote places on Earth.

"Look, what I really think you need right now is a parliamentary engagement consultant to support your interactions with the emperor penguins. Knowledge of parliamentary procedure is quite transferable to the imperial court, I assure you."

24.02.2026 21:44 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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The Department of What It (Really) Means to Be Human The Department Of What It (Really) Means To Be Human is a thoughtful, optimistic sci-fi novel set in a near-future Aotearoa New Zealand where an investigator...

I have a new book out today!

Contains:

art &
memory &
drugs &
universal basic income &
Aotearoa New Zealand

24.02.2026 19:12 👍 15 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 1

Yeah, anyone who writes 2,282 words based on a fundamental misunderstanding of the decision and how it was made is someone that it's not worth reading 2,282 words from.

24.02.2026 01:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(To be clear, the letter doesn't say "not eligible until 13 weeks has passed", it just says "not eligible", which seems to be, at best, a specific trap for people who don't understand the system)

24.02.2026 01:40 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
A clipping from the Social Security Act 2018.

A clipping from the Social Security Act 2018.

Got a letter from Work and Income today saying "You chose to quit your job so you're not eligible for Jobseeker Support", so I'm now waiting for a phonecall with them to make clear my displeasure and wave around words like "review of decision" and "I can read legislation, you know" and "ombudsman".

24.02.2026 01:40 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
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A new tee - I wanted to make something positive for stormy times. I'll take pre-orders up until March 10th and print them after that. Pre-order means it takes a little longer than buying something off the shelf but it'll be custom screenprinted, sent directly from me to you. xtotl.bigcartel.com

23.02.2026 23:10 👍 43 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 1
Dale Cooper enters the town of Twin Peaks

Dale Cooper enters the town of Twin Peaks

A cup of black coffee and watch showing Eleven Thirty

A cup of black coffee and watch showing Eleven Thirty

Celebrating Twin Peaks Day as David Lynch intended, by drinking some black coffee and being inscrutable.

23.02.2026 22:33 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ahh, thank you! I hadn't, but now I have done.

23.02.2026 06:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Govt threatens to imprison homeless for 90 days at a cost of $49,680 per person Govt to empower Police to 'move on' homeless with threat of three months prison, costing taxpayer $552 per person per night; Govt adds 2,000 prison beds since election & delivers 420 new homes

FYI I’ve opened this one up for full public reading, listening & sharing after requests from paying subscribers. Their support allows me to do this public interest journalism on Aotearoa’s political economy around housing, climate & poverty in public. #nzpol open.substack.com/pub/thekaka/...

23.02.2026 05:42 👍 131 🔁 73 💬 8 📌 8

Tonight's undignified achievement: Almost dying the way I lived by choking on a pretzel at the launch of Sir Geoffrey Palmer's new book

23.02.2026 06:39 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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20 years later, Councillor Goldsmith (now Minister) finally got his wish, he gets to see homeless people arrested. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

22.02.2026 21:56 👍 126 🔁 62 💬 13 📌 8
Text reads: "Warriors edged by Dolphins in NRL pre-season hitout"

Text reads: "Warriors edged by Dolphins in NRL pre-season hitout"

Headlines that are extremely different if you don't know anything about sport

20.02.2026 10:17 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0