Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
Yeah, imma keep her.
I feel like this post is like ten years old. :v
Is it still a sacrifice if it's being done **to** me?
*sighs, resets the "Days Since Some Dipshit Tried to Immanentize the Christian Eschaton" counter*
This while thread is people raving about the cut and color of the Emperor's new clothes, so thanks for making it explicit.
You, ma'am, are a better Stephenson fan than I. I salute you!
CBS, Fox, the Washington Post, and Twitter are all owned by Trump-loving billionaires and soon CNN will be too. Here's why American media has a liberal bias problem.
Now that's what I call a legend!
Oh wow, that's brutal.
"I can't say it's a scam, but this guy will."
youtube.com/shorts/kznC7...
"Can I roll Vehicle Lore?"
"...You're being questioned in a murder trial."
"Yeah, and I wanna roll Vehicle Lore."
"Okay I gue-"
"Nat20 let's go" *flute music*
Pathfinder 2e courtrooms are MADE for the Additional Lore skill feat prove me wrong.
Stay on target. STAY ON TARGET β¦ π―
Sign in book store windows reads: Fuck social media. Marry Books Kill Ai.
Morning Bluesky
Happy Sunday
Them: 5e is a game of weird and fantastical creatures!
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#pathfinder2e GM: You messed with the timeline too much here comes this dog-like thing with a fishy head that is empowered by right-angles and really hates when people do that
PC: Why am I ripping apart?
GM: It's looking at you intently.
I fucking love Quasar.
Gross. I just don't understand valuing your craft so little you're willing to do a shitty job.
Stupid bubble can't pop fast enough, I tell you.
Digital sketch of Carmine's, a succubus with split dye red and black hair, languishing in an extravagant red dressing gown on a black couch. There are like seven fucking cats around her, looking mildly concerned.
I Hate It Here (2025) by Carmine Deville, digital scribble on this stupid ugly couch
(Based on Decadent Young Woman After the Dance [1899] by Roman Casas, oil on canvas)
#scribbles #shitpost
I wonder how the professors feel about that.
ME: no, that's Posting, it's like, it's talking shit. You don't necessarily MEAN it and can't be judged for it.
CHOTINER: And in this next one, where you call for armed revolution against the state, that one too?
ME: No that one's 100% earnest.
CHOTINER: I see.
Isaac Chotiner: Whatβs that behind you?
You: Oh! *smiles* Itβs a Virtual Boy accessory for my Switch. See, you can slide yourβ
Chotiner: And this is something you purchased?
You: I, yesβ¦
Chotiner: And you have a convenient place to store it in your home when itβs not in use?
You:
Are you craving a new Pathfinder2e campaign?
Do you love the idea of playing a demi-god in a land of mythic monsters? Performing feats of heroism to rival Hercules?
Well I currently have two seats left in a Myth-Speaker campaign!
Find all of the details here: startplaying.games/adventure/cm...
Watching Delicious in Dungeon with the kids and weβre talking about ai and cognitive death.
activists looking around the US right now: aw fuck
journalists: oh fuck fuck fuck
scientists and educators: fuuuuuck meee
historians: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I appreciate all of these detailed analysis of whatβs wrong with the policy, but the crucial thing to keep in mind here is that Donald Trump sincerely, literally does not understand what a tariff is and when that is your starting point, nothing beyond it really matters.
"What the-- Again? How does this keep happening??"
Dogs love music!
Tonightβs dumb napkin cartoonβ¦
If you want to know who took your money, it's the people with all the money.
And if they can talk you into believing anyone else is to blame, they will keep picking your pockets and purchasing themselves politicians and getting away with it.
Yep, this art is definitely about the little white cat. It says so right on the tin!
