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Kris Lorischild

@direkris.itch.io

Award-nominated game writer, editor, localizer, project manager. Looking for work! I wrote YOU ARE JEFF BEZOS and half of COZY GROVE. no pronouns or they/them

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This week's recommended matches, as the international break ends and we get ready for the end of the European season and the start of the NWSL season

07.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND.

Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week.

Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back!

Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.

06.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 309 πŸ” 133 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

Yes! Knotts Berry Farm has an annual boysenberry festival

06.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Man I really thought this was the year I'd get to the boysenberry festival but There Are No Jobs and therefore no money for boysenberries :C

06.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Critical Distance Fansite Jam Roundup: March 2026 Welcome back sickos. Our second not-quite-annual Fansite Jam has drawn to a close, and now it’s time to showcase the results! This year we have six submissions to share (including one of my o…

Critical Distance proudly presents the showcase roundup for our second Fansite Jam!

critical-distance.com/2026/03/06/c...

06.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year

the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter

www.statesman.com/business/art...

06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 4886 πŸ” 1779 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 135

There absolutely are right-wing Trekkies though

Like

I'm sorry but there are absolutely 100000% fascist Trekkies who name their fan-ships after famous Nazis and shit. Just because they don't identify with the Cardassians doesn't mean Trekkies somehow have purer politics

06.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I dunno, he might sue me if he does

06.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, you still had money left, didn’t you? πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every run-down studio is $1400, every fast food meal is $17, every luxury condo has peel-n-stick tiles, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.

06.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 992 πŸ” 254 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 13

Reviewers are calling it "cool," "a great sequel to its predecessor," and "Eat the Rich"

06.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This has nothing to do with the specific content here, but Polymarket adopting the language of news, here with BREAKING, and with Texas election results earlier this week, is BAD. Polymarket is not and will never be a news org or break news. It's a betting app. It's Draft Kings for sociopaths.

06.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 1997 πŸ” 504 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 14
Another screenshot of Your AI Slop Bores Me. It shows the "larp as ai" tab, specifically the gallery submenu of drawings I've submitted as the "AI." My prompt was "Queen sliding down slide." My drawing is a clumsy stick figure of a long-haired person in a crown sliding down a slide.

Another screenshot of Your AI Slop Bores Me. It shows the "larp as ai" tab, specifically the gallery submenu of drawings I've submitted as the "AI." My prompt was "Queen sliding down slide." My drawing is a clumsy stick figure of a long-haired person in a crown sliding down a slide.

GOTY contender

06.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is amazing

06.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Future? No Thanks! Has a kind of website now:
futurenothanks.com
futurenothanks.com
futurenothanks.com

And the teaser trailer has been updated with final(?) art just in time for @dayofthedevs.org

06.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Her hairstyles in both seasons are so cute, too

06.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🐾 ✨

06.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 454 πŸ” 187 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

My one critique is it seems hard to get matched with a user to LARP as the AI :(

06.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Your AI Slop Bores Me: It shows a chat window similar to ChatGPT, with user inputs on the right and "AI" responses on the left. I asked, "how many Rs in strawberry?" The "AI" responded, "Exactly 341!"

A screenshot of Your AI Slop Bores Me: It shows a chat window similar to ChatGPT, with user inputs on the right and "AI" responses on the left. I asked, "how many Rs in strawberry?" The "AI" responded, "Exactly 341!"

As the author of You Are Generative AI I give this game my full-throated endorsement youraislopbores.me

06.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from The Pitt: Nurse Donnie speaks to a fox furry with her fursuit head removed. Caption: - Yep. You have heat exhaustion.

Screenshot from The Pitt: Nurse Donnie speaks to a fox furry with her fursuit head removed. Caption: - Yep. You have heat exhaustion.

🚨 FURRY ON THE PITT 🚨

06.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 29
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Developer use of generative AI may be declining New data from the Game Developer collective shows a notable year-over-year drop in reported use of generative AI among game developers.

Developer use of generative AI may be declining

06.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 24
A fluffy white cat reclines in a modern white lounge chair, lying on its back with its front paws resting on its belly and back legs stretched out. The cat looks relaxed and content, as if lounging like a person in the sunlight near a window.

A fluffy white cat reclines in a modern white lounge chair, lying on its back with its front paws resting on its belly and back legs stretched out. The cat looks relaxed and content, as if lounging like a person in the sunlight near a window.

Good, I see the council is assembled. We have mews from the outer rim to discuss.

20.08.2025 22:46 πŸ‘ 825 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 7

One thing about trying to satirize Elon Musk is he's got his grubby fingers in so many pies, it's impossible for one game to cover everything and still proceed smoothly. I didn't even GET to his fucking satellites (beyond making SpaceX a public good, which I guess counts)

06.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t let mega-constellation-building billionaires steal your night sky Satellites are wonders of modern technology that have improved all of our lives. But having more than a million of them in orbit could destroy our view of the heavens and seriously damage our planet

Elon Musk has already started plans to launch a million satellites.

Yes. A MILLION.

This is a colossally bad idea, and it's not too late to make your voice heard. I explain everything:

www.scientificamerican.com/article/ramp...

πŸ”­ πŸ§ͺ

06.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 1291 πŸ” 706 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 64
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Chimpanzees Are Really Into Crystals

"The apes responded with great interest, and the researchers ended up needing to trade large amounts of bananas and yogurt to get back the largest crystal. Others were never retrieved.... They seemed to be experiencing 'something beyond curiosity,' Dr. GarcΓ­a-Ruiz said."

04.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7

Good spread

06.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black and white cat with two brushes on his head

A black and white cat with two brushes on his head

A black and white cat enjoying a head massage with two brushes, eyes closed

A black and white cat enjoying a head massage with two brushes, eyes closed

A black and white cat getting his face squished by two brushes

A black and white cat getting his face squished by two brushes

A black and white cat receiving a head massage with two brushes from above

A black and white cat receiving a head massage with two brushes from above

Uni is enjoying his head massage :3

06.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 2377 πŸ” 459 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4
A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads β€˜Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads β€˜β€¦Today’.

A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads β€˜Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads β€˜β€¦Today’.

06.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 1720 πŸ” 428 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 7