Lucky Earther

Four-panel POORLY DRAWN LINES comic depicting a conversation between a man and his cat, who has just knocked over a houseplant: Cat, you made another mess. You're cute but you’re ruining my life. [crying] But I would do anything for you. But you can go to hell.

This is my wife and our little dog Pippi:

I had to teach my cat she could come sleep on us instead of fucking with the (open) bedroom door in the middle of the night. She had to be shown that.

Kids can get their names changed on the official roster, and that helps prevent mistakes, but a lot of people are garbage with pronouns so it hasn't been the most trans-inclusive place even though there are a lot of trans students. We all deserve better imo

I love that. I'm glad they have a supportive dad. I've been feeling kinda down lately about people at work who still persistently call me by a name I no longer go by. But I'm trying not to dwell on the negativity because there are so many people who support and celebrate me, including my dad!

We have a state law against terrorism in New York. Trump can't pardon him for this one.

If you can't see God's miracles inside of geometry or art or literature or history, I don't know wtf to tell you.

Former student: Hey, [former name]! How have you been?
Me: Good! I actually go by Reed now.
Former student: Oh, did you change your name for gender reasons?
Me: Yeah. Well I was always nonbinary, but I started to feel like my former name didn't suit me.
Former student: I think Reed suits you better.

If I can’t unionize Claude then it’s not conscious, next question

Oh god. And he said I give preferential treatment to another boy because he received special accommodations when his father died. I just had to say any accommodations I made are individual to the student and depend on the circumstance.

He seems like the kind of guy who genuinely thinks some people are NPCs

Challenge for those who are so sure that the earth is round: Explain how the universe was formed.

You're probably thinking he has a disability or a medical condition or a family responsibility that prevents him from coming to school. He doesn't. He's in school every day and not attending my class because he believed he would be allowed to do that and I would accommodate him.

I have told him he can come at lunch and after school to get extra help, but that's not a replacement for attending the class, so he will need to attend one day first. He says, "Well you really don't teach anything during your class." I said, "How would you know?"

Being asked to accommodate kids who don't go to class because administrators want to inflate grades to make school data look better than it is is ass. I told a kid I would not teach him at any other time than the class when he is scheduled to have me and now I'm "holding him back."

Do they have to get a rabies shot like, every day?

that is not what "establishment Democrats" means and you've just been calling our first Muslim mayor a grifter.

my friends' AIM away messages circa 2004

A huge PR!! That's amazing!

Miles Morales, Long Way Down, and The Boy in the Black Suit ❤️

My students love him

classic

I just don't want to be naked or something when I go to clear the dot 😅

Have I ever seen someone go live on bluesky? I feel like I haven't.

Maybe this is a stupid question, but what does go live mean on here? Like stream video?

I'm watching Search Party. The vibes are perfect

I just want the best for him

wow y'all.

By #7 she just did not give a fuck anymore, huh

Even 'Mark Wayne' would be better