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Image shows pavement cracked in the image of a shapely bottom - wording relates to a Simpsons episode in which Homer finds Ned Flanders sexy

Stupid sexy Flanders...

Help a kid out with his thesis?

If you’re in 🇮🇪 and aged 18-25 or 38-45, will you fill this in please? It will take literally one minute, it’s about TV shows, and it will really help my little bro.

Particularly hoping for men/NB peeps

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Does anyone know who/where this lad is based? He was just live with an attack a foreign man staying in a tent but I couldn’t catch where before the live ended.

Someone is being attacked right now.

A screenshot of an ad from @suredeodorantuk on Instagram showing half a sexy lady leg and the SCURRILOUS claim that 33% of Leinster call their feet trotters (that shocking copy is a complaint for another post)

This has to be a rejigged UK claim, right?? I have never once in my entire life heard an Irish person use this one other than to refer to pig feet.

I will never order from Skims again - €10 delivery and €8 to return two items that should have had LOADS of room according to their own size chart, but were so tight they cut into me. Almost twenty quid to try something on 🥲

An advertisement for a Harvey Milk Shake for The Melt with the picture of a vanilla shake with rainbow sprinkles on it with rainbow colored “Happy Pride” written above the shake

Imagine you’re a pioneering gay and civil rights icon and almost 50 years after you were assassinated a corporate fast food business uses your name as a pun to sell a seasonal dessert - I would be off the charts levels of Conjuring and Insidious pissed off haunting

Ireland has opinions

Starting to suspect those clinics only employ their most deeply afflicted patients. Engaging with their admin teams is a STRUGGLE and not on my end for once.

Jumping through hoops like a fucking circus lion trying to get ADHD treatment in this country. Tell me why a clinic I wanted a straight psych appointment with just emailed me a request for €900 for an assessment I didn’t ask for and don’t need 🥲

My mother attempted it when I was 14. With a very awkward airplane refuelling analogy. Years too late. Thankfully, school lessons (Germany) were extensive and specific.

Anyway, he told her it doesn’t matter, it’s just a bathroom; I told her it was none of my business whether she was a woman or not. But I didn’t like that it was weird. Felt gross. She wasn’t that flustered out of nowhere.

Ran into a woman today with bathroom panic. Ladies was out of order, cafe staff told everyone to use the gents (separate single room). When she came out she fell over herself insisting to me and the (effeminate) guy in line that she was NOT A MAN. She was quite tall, maybe she’s been harassed?

A screenshot from Twitter showing a poll I was shown that asks me: “Do you regret seeing this post?” Potential answers are yes, no, and not sure

What an… interesting way to phrase that

The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"

I wonder if the guys who spent two decades advising young men on how to escape The Friend Zone hold any clues as to what is causing the Male Loneliness Epidemic.

Ah stop, that’s an antiques seizure 😂

Phasing out fossil fuels ‘doomed to fail’, says Tony Blair as he calls for rethink of net zero policy – UK politics live ‘Any strategy based on either phasing out fossil fuels in the short term or limiting consumption is a strategy doomed to fail,’ says former PM

Tony Blair is literally being paid by a man with one of the highest carbon footprints on the planet - Larry Ellison. The founder of Oracle is his biggest funder & these techsolutionist remarks have to be seen for what they are: tech lobbying

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i learnt this hungarian phrase from a lad i went to school with: "you should've trickled down the shin of your father" ("csorogtál volna le apád lába szárán")

he is now a professor at cambridge

BREAKING: A new Gaza solidarity encampment is being built at Yale, one year after dozens were arrested here. They demand immediate divestment from Israeli weapons manufacturing.

Despite the Trump admin abducting activists like Mahmoud Khalil nationwide, hundreds of are here anyway.

FREE PALESTINE!

I follow some American crafty and cooky people on Instagram because they make cute things but every time there’s a religious holiday they do absolutely assault you with the Jesus content and the bible verses

Richard J. Evans: “The fascist project was to remake human beings into a new kind of ruthless, hard, pitiless entity [and] to expunge humanitarianism from the political system and from people’s consciences.”

This week, Meta has decided I need my eggs frozen, my blackheads removed, and to travel to an in-patient weight management clinic, and I don’t know what I did to deserve any of this other than be old and breaking out and overweight

Headline: ICE came for their neighbor so these Tennesseans formed a human chain to protect him

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article

I’m after losing one of my wee silicone under eye stickers in bed and I just know it’s going to reappear in my hair

Kicked Out of School For Being Pregnant: Forced Tests Violate Girls’ Rights in East Africa The invasive practice has been tackled by court rulings and government action. So why is it still going on?

West Africa’s highest court and a pan-African human rights body have ruled the expulsion of pregnant girls to be in violation of legally binding African charters on children’s rights, including to education, privacy, and freedom from discrimination.

Gaza medic deaths just the latest in Israel’s long history of changing its story over civilian killings After 15 Palestinian medics and civil defence workers were killed by Israeli forces late last month, Israel began a familiar pattern of denial

Gaza medic deaths just the latest in Israel’s long history of changing its story over civilian killings. After 15 Palestinian medics and civil defence workers were killed by Israeli forces late last month, Israel began a familiar pattern of denial.
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Say it were a placebo… so what? If a person is unwell and they take medicine that makes them well, WHAT IS THE HARM? Let them be well. (Not saying I necessarily believe this is the case, just don’t see the issue if it were)

The far-right group appears to have changed the event location to The Talbot Hotel in Stillorgan tomorrow! Its an anti/trans event with notable transphobes and white nationalists

Please contact the hotel and urge them to investigate and cancel.

+35312001800

reservations@talbotstillorgan.com

At the University of California, the Office of the President (UCOP) disclosed last week the personal and demographic information of over 850 UC faculty members after being subpoenaed by the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) as part of its investigation of antisemitism at UC campuses. The faculty who received these notices from UCOP were signatories of two letters addressed to university leadership. The first was an open letter to the UC Berkeley community expressing concern about “recent events in Israel and Gaza.” The second was a separate, multi-campus petition to the Regents accusing UC administrators of fomenting antisemitic hostilities toward Jewish faculty and students by not cracking down on pro-Palestinian protests.

The University of California is actively cooperating with the government witch hunt against some 850 faculty members.

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