Dean Cruddace

Wishing you all a chilled one, if you have an outlaw visiting, i wish you strength.

This'll be the first time in 36 years where me & the mrs are not waking up with kids.

They've all flown the nest.

I might just wake the mrs up at 5am to go downstairs like an excited kid.

Just to keep it going.

Both beautiful cities, one has more mopeds than the other.

Have great Christmas mate, health & wealth to you & yours.

That "waiting for JavaScript" was always going to be your superpower.

Have a great Christmas.

Enjoy Paris!

You there to see in the new year?

Future game management.

I've also got this

I've got the red & yellow ones

To this very day, after 25 years in online search marketing, i remind myself that the smarter people than me (real biz owners), have no idea of how to create a LinkedIn account.

So HTF are they supposed to understand how search works?

#BringBackNotepad

Now available in Arabic & Hindi

9 languages so far. I've never translated anything into Hindi before, and, like the other languages, I have no idea how accurate it is.

I may need to tone this bot down a little.

If it's anything like mine, it'll spring into your brain 2 months after.

🤒 Breaking ManFlu News: "How contagious is manflu? Can my male dog get it?"

Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/how-contagious-is-manflu-can-my-male-dog-get-it

I needed this!

(Will defo send this to BF next time he's ill)

🏥 Medical Emergency Update: "My temperature is up"

Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/my-temperature-is-up

🏥 Medical Emergency Update: "How can i fly to the bathroom without using my legs?"

Find out: https://manflu.app/for-men/q/how-can-i-fly-to-the-bathroom-without-using-my-legs

I also need to calm down with the bot by the looks of it

Automated everything already, but as it's ML translated there may be some issues manflu.app/fr

a man with a beard is standing in front of a shelf with bottles on it Alt: a man with a beard is standing in front of a shelf with bottles on it

When i translate the site into another 20 languages....

Thanks Heather, i was inspired .. while i had manflu.

Currently testing the Ask a question functionality: manflu.app/for-men which generates the answer in all languages and automatically posts to here via the @manflu.app bot.

I think it works. Then set it up for other platforms.

I need a hobby.

Added more functionality to manflu.app. You can now ask questions to check whether you're really about to pop your clogs; it will generate an answer (in 7 languages) and automatically post it to @manflu.app

Automated varied internal links for different languages are a fun puzzle.

We're new around here. This is an automated ManFlu bot created by @devs.uk

It's just a bit of light-hearted fun; the app itself provides fun, supportive content for this devastating, life-threatening condition.

Currently available in English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Chinese and Japanese.

i'm sure @johnmu.com will know better than me, but just in case i've setup gates for DramaBots on manflu.app

Also, @rustybrick.com are these bots new?

Everyone loves a useless metric. You can now see your ManFluRisk based on the wrather conditions in your location.

Creating a CMS with auto translation for all pages is proving.... difficult. But i'm aiming to create a system where i publish an "insight" (blog post) and it automatically creates the content in all of the languages the site serves.

It's a nice puzzle.

fatal manflu

Current status. Translating all content into 5 other languages as this is a worldwide thing where us men need to raise awareness.

This was build 52/52. Target achieved with a month to spare.

More on why i set out to do this (SEO reasons) in the next few weeks.

See the others here: 52.cultureddigital.co.uk

Men: Share this with your better half. It is that time of year again

Women: This is for you, this is your survival guide

manflu.app

I love your retro route mate.