tragic girl dream pixie

hi everyone happy to start my first day of work at bsky! my computer was having a lil overheating trouble but this should fix the issue

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

my tiny love letter to the "how many wheels" tweet

wol: "which one was ramuh again? beard?"
urianger, who only heard ramuh over linkpearl: "a voice carried forth with a regal bearing, perchance a modicum hoarse"
wol: "right, the eagle and horse parts, how could i forget?"

Nothing is wrong with changing your opinion on something after learning new information. It's a sign of intelligence.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

I feel like it would just take one Pokémon looking at Pikachu and asking “why doesn’t he need to live in the ball?” to lead to some fuckin changes in that society

Deaf 6-year-old boy is deported to Colombia without his medical devices, attorney says A Hayward woman and her two young children were detained and deported to Colombia after they showed up earlier this week for an asylum appointment in San Francisco, her attorney said.

ICE deported a 6 year old deaf child with severe disabilities to Columbia.

Before deporting him, they dragged him from camp to camp without providing his assistive hearing devices or a translator.

This innocent child had no way to communicate or understand what was being done to him:

i think i'm going to start throwing M-80s at anyone who puts "haha Trump fat" jokes on my timeline

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

i don't think anyone at the time expected reagan tearing solar panels off the white house to spite jimmy carter would be such a significant metaphor for the 21st century

There is literally no way to find a real life fox that attractive and that’s sort of the dealbreaker for folks, most real life foxes just want to eat chickens and not be sexy

These are the smartest kids on earth. They're winners. This is the true Art of the Deal. They let Trump write books about business and he lost money on gambling. Is it wrong to open a lemonade stand next to a construction site? It is not. Supply and demand baby. Get. That. Paper.

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

It's hilarious that "working class" now applies exclusively to the racist failsons of regional car dealership owners but every unemployed trans person is an "elite".

american evangelicals already run everything and what we are seeing right now, including this headline, is them trying to close the gap on the 5% of everything they don't run

your boomer coworker is about to have a lot to say about how paying
$50/gallon is patriotic actually, why do you hate america

"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"

We should never ever forget why they did it

i really think that however catastrophically the 'ai' bubble bursts, what will maintain afterwards is mainly a new technology of scapegoating!!! areas where you need to vanish responsibility for killing people (health insurance, policing, israeli occupation etc)

except for the last one these should all be bluesky merch

go bankrupt ♥️

Attempted suicides, fights, pain: 911 calls reveal misery at ICE’s largest detention facility The calls to 911 poured in from staff at Camp East Montana, the nation's largest U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility, in its first months of operation in El Paso, Texas.

“Never again” is meaningless if it doesn’t include this. There’s no reason to mince words other than cowardice: these are concentration camps and never again is now.

At one point he said he overheard a security guard talking about bets made among the staff over which detainee would be next to die by suicide. The guard said he had paid $500 into a pool, with the total pot riding on the outcome. The talk was particularly jarring, he said, because he had contemplated suicide himself.

Indifference to suffering is a hallmark of genocide.

How identical does it have to be for the comparison to be obvious? Do we need to be speaking German? Does it need to be in black and white? Do we need to start invading other countries firs—

Re-creating the complex cuisine of prehistoric Europeans SEM analysis of pottery residues showed people combined fish with a wide variety of plants when cooking.

This is incredibly interesting — archaeologists have been able to reconstruct the diets of different prehistoric Europeans from 5,000-8,000 years ago by analyzing the charred remains of food in clay pots. Extremely cool!

A whiteboard with a list of guesses for what the third entry in the Final Fantasy Remake series will be called, including Remix, Reverb, Reloaded, Reincarnate, Remand, Recall, Reiterate, Rerun, and Reveal

No fancy betting site needed

gm yall

rental office responded, requesting i pay half rent now, comes to about 725 (more, closer to 765 if you count half a late fee)

Venmo,, @brandysaurian
cash.app/$tessellaprice
paypal.me/FitPrice

gofundme.com/help-me-make-it-through-the-next-winter-months

can we make 700 bux happen?

I am old enough to remember how under Bush, “elite” was “anyone who lived in a coastal state and had ever ordered anything at Starbucks” and “the working class” was hereditary landowners in Montana whose vote counts for 4x a California voter’s.

Great to know their CEO doesn't even understand how AI works. It's not anxious because it's conscious, dumbass. It's anxious because you've been scraping the social media of users living and posting through fucking unstable times.