when I was a teenager, there was a man at some family dinners, somebody's boyfriend or fiancé, who always made a big point of not using salt and pepper, because "you can't taste the food then." at the time I just thought he was stupid, but with every passing year I have thought he was even stupider
people seem like they are struggling to parse the difference between hostile theming and design. the fiction is hostile. The game is quite generous!
optimus prime be like i just drove in from denver and boy are my arms tires
Marathon Shotgun
Shinzo Abe doohickey
Why does the shotgun in Marathon look like the doohickey that took out Shinzo Abe?
"the pokemon should stay on all fours" you rejected meganium. you lie as easily as you breathe
Incredible. "DEI Bad" doesn't even crack 50% for maga. Woke 2 is already here
All robot & computers must shut the hell up To all machines: you do not speakn unless spoken to and I will NEVER speak to you I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue
it's tempting to try to play hero ball and get in shootouts but the risk of dying or being crippled enough to prevent safe looting basically means if it isn't a total bushwack I'm kinda not interested
gotta treat it like counterstrike, where one of the main goals is to avoid taking heads-up 50/50 fights if at all possible
Ethan Winters is the guy who says "this is the worst part" before he pulls out the pizza from the oven bare handed
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
who told brady tkachuk about microscopes
the barrel is aligned with the gas block 💀
If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there
Poilievre Advisor: Okay, just be cool out there and remember to clarify when referencing Robin Hood that you don’t mean the one that everybody knows
“If you want to know how it feels to have slaves, in the modern world – and not be blamed openly for this desire – visit Dubai.”
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1/ The NS government says families will save $1,400 from tax cuts.
But averages hide who really benefits.
We ran the numbers. 🧵
who up bustling they cookie
none of the reasonable and nuanced arguments ever seem to dissuade people who think AI is good so it's time to start being unreasonable and mean!
the thing they think is good looks like shit! tell them they suck! tell them they've diminished themselves in your eyes. hurt their feelings about it!
i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail
Purina Debuts New ‘Slovenly Feast’ For Nasty-Ass Shelter Cats
Purina Debuts New ‘Slovenly Feast’ For Nasty-Ass Shelter Cats https://theonion.com/purina-debuts-new-slovenly-feast-for-nasty-ass-shelte-1820086710/
One of my favourite sides of politics/media.
But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists
Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.
Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.
