So basically MAGA and ICE are a collection of 77 million people who could not pass a high school equivalency test written after 1980?
Is that what I am to understand then? 😂
Because that's kinda funny. But very scary all at once.
Protect your peace ✌️ Ignore MAGA.
Reality is overrated anyway. 😂
Ain't that the truth! 😃
If someone could remove trump from politics, would that be the greatest invention since OxyClean?
I would think so!
Protect your peace ✌️
Help me out guys,
Is it funny laugh so hard you hurt, or so stupid you want to cry?
Who knew the election for president of 2024 would turn into the largest IQ test that republicans still can't pass? 😂
I’ll bust balls til I crack your nuts!
I'm the nutcracker!
😂
Project Stop Racism 2026:
When you catch a “friend” or “family” member of a Caucasian background incorrectly using ethnic terms, simply remind them they have one of their own to play with, capital W capital T, “White Trash.”
Protect your peace ✌️ have a happy and peaceful 2026.
I'm gonna be a blue duck because, damnit, I've never seen one and would like to.
Interesting.
Building off that idea, I shale only be using sock puppets to communicate. 😂
Rest up, friend.
Well since I was about 12 and in school we started studying politics, I was like, “fuck politics, no one seems to listen anyway.”
I got a C in class, but a A for political views getting older. 😂
Has anyone noticed that MAGA has slowly transformed into a group of 1950s Bonbon-eating, bullshit gossiping, housewives? How um, manly of them? 😂
Have a safe and peaceful 2026 ✌️
How about this one?
I taught the kids the first time I caught them lying when they were growing up, worked like gang busters with all the republican fam this year, bringing it back for 2026:
“Have you ever seen the movie Liar Liar? The point is, don't lie, lying is bad.”
😂
Protect your peace ✌️
Dear conservative lawmakers,
Your current level of cultural awareness is currently outdated and must be updated immediately. (Stop)
Do not pass go, do not collect another paycheck until all educational requirements have been updated. (Stop.)
Sincerely,
Current members of the MEA
What if?!
In 2026, instead of slowly bring racism back like when trumps dad was rich and loved, we just say, “No thanks.”?
Just a thought. 🤷♂️
Protect your peace ✌️
Umm… so not to spoil the 2026 headline recap before it even starts with the releasing of the “Edited Epstein files,” but I'm not interested in a political year of “Is the republican dick is dirtier than a democratic dick?”
They are both dicks, and both like fucking anything. Move one.
Plans for the next fall? 😃
🤣
But the important part is he gets up again!
You're never gonna knock a guy like that down.
Now all I want to do is pet the cat.
I think I wrote a killer joke.
“If you think about it, being president and having sex require the least amount of experience, paperwork, and background checks, and yet some men still can't get any of it correct. 🤷♂️”
Protect your peace ✌️
In case you missed it, religion and fascism are so similar because of the top to bottom hierarchy.
Don't Question the top, and be thankful for what you have.
Beg, and you may get some more, if the uppers approve.
🤮
Protect your peace ✌️
The greatest gift you can give yourself is the ability to heal the scars on the inside and the outside.
The rest of life is just making good choices.
Protect your peace ✌️
Get the Keys
And then the final line from Frozen plays:
“The cold never bothered me anyway.”
That's why I have a fun “sticker”mental health tattoo of a taking cat and a unicorn saying “Giddy up, we've got chaos to speak!”
I see crazy happening, look at my tattoo and remember it's them not me. 😂
That's about it.
Been on that side of the streets “few” times. 😂
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