Offbrand Ken From B*rbie

Have they tried not being fascist bastards supporting the construction of a police state maybe?

Yep there it is. I knew there'd be a catch

Still hesitant on that bcuz even tho most environments I would not care at all if someone realized something like my vintage leather jacket or skin tight jeans or floral combat boots (I slay all these looks btw lmao) were technically women's but in an office environment with normies??? Unsurvivable

Every year is a great year to beautify the world without permission

This cost is roughly 10000-15000 four year educational fully funded btw. And that's for every fucking day that this war continues

Realizing after years of unemployment I own nothing business casual anymore lol. All my shoes are pretty worn or flamboyant combat boots. All my jeans are either skin tight or ripped from years of wear Closest I own is a pair of women's straight leg jeans I could probably pass off as business casual

I'm honestly so mad that I keep hearing people irl justifying the war with Iran because "well the government is killing its people and has WMDs" do you people have zero long-term memory? That EXACT justification was used for Iraq, which fucking everyone now admits was a terrible blunder

Janeway gets away with it because as first female captain she does ship inventory via hella Girl Math

Every episode of Enterprise: "We can't scan sir, our long range sensor was hit in that firefight 5 episodes ago and we haven't been to a star base for repairs."

Vs Chad Voyager: "We used 14 of the 10 torpedoes we had onboard. That means we have only 86,145 remaining. Replace the gel packs somehow."

I put off getting regular glasses for years after I should've, so when this happens to me I will once again be putting it off for years.

Hmm, let me recall what happens when patients living with HIV don't get their meds...oh yeah, they die. Not instantly of course, but eventually the immune system fails and almost all patients die (about 0.2-0.5% are able to control HIV without meds)

Even if treatment resumes, damage is done 😳

At a firearm museum today I heard a kid say "yooooo it's the tommygun from fortnite!" when he saw an original fucking Thompson and I have been depressed ever since

I'm so fucking underappreciated dude my parents were trying to decide if we should try a Greek desert and I said "when in Athens" and nobody laughed

At a Greek Aegean island restaurant and have the sudden urge to kill hundreds of the men of Troy after they kill my roommate/ gay lover and then die by an arrow to the foot (I shouldn't have ignored the warnings given by my horse who prophesized my death in perfect English before the battle)

Having boomer parents in 2026 is sometimes like playing Lemmings irl- my mom asks if I used their PayPal (no?) and two minutes later I hear an Indian voice on speaker asking for information. He already gave his full name email and address before I reached the phone and forcibly hung it up

All of your photos posted today are sick!

Things have been working out and good things have been happening to me the past couple weeks... I think the simulation is broken

128 calls later: I got the final appointment lol

Spam calling the tax help appointment line when it opens at 9am with 38 calls like I'm an insane ex girlfriend

The nextdoor-ification of community defense in some of these neighborhoods is so out of hand.

Please identify some kind of actual concern instead of playing Harriet the Spy with normal people engaged in normal activity in a normal setting.

What are we doing here?

Bluesky get an edit button challenge day 967 (IMPOSSIBLE)

Keep your shedding fuckin dogs out of places WHERE FOOD IS BEING SERVED Jesus Christ

Thanks

At a super rural antique store where the whole town just lost power.

S o o o k y

Going to your Graceland as a Michael Jackson impersonator

Clear 1st amendment violation not that that matters to these fascists

ICE truly fucking lost the PR war you guys: my rural dad just told me he attached a (1/64th scale) sign to his model farm set that says "If you're ICE go to hell"

This challenge was made for me. I'd knock out the run immediately in under 2 hours. From there I'm now hungry and thirsty and it is only like a beer and a half and a taco and a half an hour, and I still get a full night's sleep.

This sounds like a great day tbh

I am so glad I didnt actually win any of the auctions I was bidding on while trying to get an Atari 7800 years ago, the value of those have plummeted since they re-released them with HDMI support. Maybe I'll get one now.

Getting plastered for a good cause? Girllll, fuck yeah

Very glad youre feeling better & realizing the risks of overexertion and taking care of yourself and community!