liz ten eleven

when the waiter at Fogo de Chão asks if I'd like a fifth caipirinha

Rangers and Padres burned all their ABS challenges in five innings. Seems fine

BREAKING: President Trump seems to have resurrected the early 2000's DARPA "Gay Bomb."

He said at a press conference today "We're working... on a device, a REAL fag device, you can't call them that, the gay, you can't call them.. BUT WE'RE SAYING IT... fag device... men.. sucking, and... fucking."

photo of a chicken & cocktail bar named “le coq boutique”, with the tagline “rubbed & roasted”

anyone want a luxury phalloplasty?

kind of tired of other teams at work utterly annihilating any ability to get my shit done. please do not break the internal networks.

sure, Mamdani wants to make buses fast and free. what you don’t know is they’ll be blasting Hamilton on loop.

i do already have the birks.

Bedroom painted burnt orange

Living for Today by Karen Fisher (1972) #BrionvegaRR126

hell yeah

hollerin "marine chronometer" in the cadence of "Leroy Jenkins"

With GPS jamming in wartime, what are the odds sailors have to go back to astrolabes?

automattic for the people

Metra has announced a new intermodal freight service in partnership with BNSF and CPKC that will allow shippers to take advantage of faster transport times in the Chicago area.

semi-automattic

venture socialism

i'm a simple lady, i just like to post with my friends and acquaintances

A Computer Can Never Get The Munchies

Therefore A Computer Should Not Hit That Spliff

didn't know black country new road had advertising money like that

shit that was fast

i find the guy's history more interesting than the actual swap, yeah

the real question: what's his opinion on suspending users that track the head of trust and safety's porn likes?

big yikes from me, dawg

nah i'm with talia on this one, i'd default to assuming woman

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE LMFAOOOOOOOOO

my hot take is that i'd rather go to the wendy's

"I hope our little game hasn't caused you to perspire, Chef Kenichi."

rational actors, my ass

i have the latter statement priced in already, as it were

i'm waiting until i start seeing wranglers with the doors removed.

News you can use: This is the plan for the IndyCar race track on the streets of DC for the America250 Grand Prix this August 21-23, via an IndyCar official.