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panel 1, robo kermit standing behind some test tubes with poopotron and kill pain: "i've been brewing these muppets of you in a lab for the past like four years. they are finally complete". poopotron (offscreen) "you what" panel 2, robo kermit: "i will now be releasing them into the world to take your place and trapping you here forever." pooptron: "why." kermit: "shut up. go my creations. panel 3 is a muppetified poopotron and killpain appearing in front of a water cooler. panel 4 is charles asking what the fuck that was, followed by muppettron saying "dw about it"

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dr. poopy fart: "so we're gonna knock on that Helmet Guy's door, and when he opens up, we're gonna launch this little purple version of me at him right. this will defeat him within seconds and we will finally take back funnyville. any questions?" all of this is being said while the purple dr. poopy fart is melting. general kill pain: "doctor it's melting" dr. poopy fart turns around and sees this. his only response is "that cost half of our country's GDP"

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panel 1, beastie talking to tux: tux the hardware prices are in the shitter so i've had to leave the software life behind. i'm called wheatie now. panel 2: tux: fucking. wheatie.

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Poopotron: "Doctor Fart! We've intercepted communications from the Funnyville Army! They have an attack planned for tomorrow!" Dr. Poopy Fart: "Hmm..." he pulls out his phone. "Grok is this true?" Poopotron: "W-wha" Grok: "According to current news, Funnyville does not have any plans to attack Poopburbia" Poopotron: Doctor what are you-" Poopy Fart: "Poopotron Grok says it's not happening" Poopotron: "Yeah of fucking course it says that we have confidential information" Poopy Fart: "But Grok said it's not happening" Poopotron: "Doctor with all due respect are you stupid" New panel with Killpain and Poopotron Killpain: "That meeting lasted quick. Whats our plan?" Poopotron: "We are so fucked"

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charles asking jerry how's it going and jerry just walks away sadly

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panel 1: luigi panel 2: helmet guy saying hey luigi panel 3: luigi turns to luigi.exe and helmet guy says huh panel 4: luigi.exe levitates helmet guy into the air and does incomprehensible things to him

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panel 1: dr. poopy fart saying "i can't believe my grandfather wanted to destroy the world" panel 2: dr. poopy fart: "to think this is how our funny wars would end" panel 3: bradley saying to the senator, "and we were debating for like hours but I think if it's like got the burger bun then it's a chicken burger yeah?" panel 4: senator: "we're going back to war"

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panel 1: geez i thought that was never gonna end...glad it finally did. i'm gonna need a bit of a rest after that. panel 2: a rest I wouldn't have had if he blew up the earth...I sure am glad I still have a place I can call home panel 3: helmet guy's mall ripped apart

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panel 1: title text saying "the next day" panel 2/3: helmet guy and joe looking at the statue of golem head. joe says "you did good son." panel 4: joe: "your sacrifice will be remembered. you'll never be a forgotten character now."

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Rate METHUSELAH by AwesomeWare for Bigmode Game Jam 2026 Rapid-Fire Arcade Action

IN THE FUTURE YEAR OF 2012... ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE GALAXY. YOU ARE THE LAST HUMAN LEFT IN SPACE. MAKE YOUR WAY THROUGH THE HORDE... IF YOU CAN.

PLAY METHUSELAH NOW

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2026...Funny Bites will finally return...

Panel 1: Melwin and the Cop shouting "YOU WHAT". Joe Melson shouts "MY BAD GANG" in green text. Panel 2: The Kill Everything cannon about to destroy Earth. Panel 3: Golem Head saying he's must stop tihs. Panel 4: Golem Head stopping it.

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fun fact we have a twitter, its @FunnyWarsZ, but nobody on the team wants to manage it. we're not even biased towards Bluesky, its just the ppl on the team who dont use this site dont use twitter either. i mean its mostly one person posting here too idk man. idek why i'm posting this who gives a rat

And you too can wish your friends a merry #FunnyWars new year with the new Funny Wars e-card, downloadable and customizable at funnywa.rs/newyearscard!

Happy Holidays and a Merry New Year from the #FunnyWars team!

tux and beastie at a comedy club. tux, 1st panel: "and so when my wife told me she wanted to see 'oceans eleven', i told her that if i wanted to see the oceans segfault, i'd write a program in c++!" tux, 2nd panel: "see, see because the joke is that- in C, in signal.h, segfault, or SIGSEGV...it's actually the number 11. It's a macro defined as 11. beastie, 3rd panel: "they're always asking me why i don't use drivers made by women. because women can't driv-" in the 4th panel, tux and beastie are outside the comedy club, and it's rainy. tux: "beastie i thought your act was supposed to be an hour, why are you already out?" beastie: "i didn't even wanna be part of that stupid comedy club anyways."

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Tux and Beastie #2

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Tux and Beastie #1

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Poopburbian Soldiers

Funny Bites Issue 53

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Artwork of Dunderhead.

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