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Ryan Boyd

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Here for a good time / Los Angeles

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Scientifically speaking the best album title is "No Gods No Managers"

07.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Next thing they'll be doing steakhouses

07.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

❀️

06.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've lucked out in having worked with wonderful, sensitive, skilled editors and every single time they made me sound smarter and more articulate

06.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like the person who cuts your hair, an editor can save or ruin your life

06.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Old people often rule, and I wish I'd learned that when I was young!

06.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My dad's (worked in manufacturing and construction) constant refrain

06.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss him a lot, he was a wonderful old hillbilly

06.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was born in a town in southwestern VA called Galax, pronounced Gay-Lax

06.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like, my grandfather was born in a shack without water or electricity and he loved that I got to study books for a living

06.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure my dirt-poor West Virginia ancestors would be THRILLED that I have a soft-hands job instead of one where I die in coal mine or logging accident

06.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

We'd solve a lot of problems if universities and magazines only hired state-school graduates for 5 years

06.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

As a K-through-PhD public school kid I reserve the right to judge you

06.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Putting on private-school detector glasses and suddenly every gathering of elite journalists looks like the banquet scene from "They Live"

06.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bob Hopeless, Steve No Jobs, and Johnny Cashapp now

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This guy said β€œRising the bus”

06.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rising the bus and feeling sad for car-cels getting gasmogged at the pump

06.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry but I don't want to die of measles because morons don't believe in modern medicine

06.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Parents should make their own choices re: vaccinating kids" Oh no they shouldn't

06.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Black ink drawing, silhouette of a utility pole and power lines

Black ink drawing, silhouette of a utility pole and power lines

Black ink drawing, silhouette of a utility pole and power lines

Black ink drawing, silhouette of a utility pole and power lines

Black ink drawing of an old timey payphone on a wall

Black ink drawing of an old timey payphone on a wall

Black ink drawing of an early 1980s CRT television

Black ink drawing of an early 1980s CRT television

Now up at my art store, I am selling originals and prints of my Power Lines Drawings, and original drawings from my Objects From Films series:

marcusmerritt.bigcartel.com

06.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Wrote "I am conscious" on a piece of paper and ran it through the photocopier. New tech is amazing!

06.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

All because senile crime grandpa got bored again and wanted to touch the stove

06.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't worry guys the new war will get us back on track

06.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you played Fleetwood Mac for Shakespeare he would die

06.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

That's the spirit!

06.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies!

06.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I love to imagine phrases in his voice

06.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, so perfect

06.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

E-40 voice: Markwayne Mullin

06.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(Blink-182 voice) 🎢 Markwayne / Mullin

06.03.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0