ann hedonia 👻

A sign in the cheese section that says GRATING

Finally, a section of the grocery store made specifically for my personality

Pressing F to pay respects to the vent core

a panel from one of Kate Beaton's Gatsby cartoons: "old as BALLS"

I am old

saw a post about a new Marathon game, looked it up on wikipedia to see if it's a remake or what

"The new Marathon is a multiplayer extraction shooter with a focus on player versus player (PvP) gameplay"

well, that's forty bucks saved

I closed a credit card account recently, lowering my credit score. I also opened a different credit card account, lowering my credit score. This system rules

I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

you need to understand that Platner is not just a candidate , he is a canary in the coalmine to a certain kind of man that the world has not changed and they still can get plush gigs and pole position in society and life with zero qualification and even less aptitude for the work .

This is one of those headlines that hits very differently when you are a member of a community that both the Guardian and the BBC constantly lie about

blender piece/comic depicting an introspective mole

mole's thought

Mailbox would also have done the same here; it's a matter of payment info, not the mail data itself. rather than retype all of this post, here's a helpful post: kolektiva.social/@COSAntiFasc...

timeline cleanse 🧼

It’ll pair nicely with the $5 water bottles

found a free bic lighter in my hotel room. it pays to be a rewards member

if these trends continue,

Perfect illustration of how the "podcasters are turning on Trump" narrative is bullshit. These guys still want the camps to churn out black smoke, they just don't want to see video of how the bodies get there.

Big fan of fastmail but they will not protect you from this

Yoghurt for my real friends;
Real hurt for my yog friends.

this is how multiplayer games treat your data while demanding you install kernel level secureboot rootkits to ‘prevent cheating’ lol

for the return of Joss Whedon's Lost Cause In Space Featuring The Guy Who Literally Coined 'Gamergate'? ..........no

shout out to bluesky's lead programmer who dipped his mobile phone in his pool to 'cool it off' and then didn't understand why it broke

"subtweeted across a plane aisle by gyles brandreth" is still my favorite

delightful explpoit, especially the part where microsoft ignored the disclosure until it was public

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

noem becoming so embarrassing that she's been replaced with the guy who thought that Khamenei has been in power since 1979 sure is a choice

A sign for a restaurant called “that’sa nice’a pizza” 🍕

A particular experience of being alcoholic is the philosophical fugue that seeing a store called “liquor heaven” will trigger

Don’t worry; I’m sure the dev team will figure out how to get Claude to fix their design mistakes promptly

promptly

Compostable moderation stays winning

Bro, ICE is still here kidnapping people, now they’ve even got transit vans advertising fake companies.